The War Letter

[-Aaron]

Alright, so this game is fairly simple.
Pretend your coming back to war, and you wanna write as letter sad enough so that the person receiving it will cry. Also, I'll start it off, and the next guy can continue.

Dear Jenny,

The War is over.

 

[Callie]

I've just seen the most horrifying thing imaginable.

 

[Prof Gallows]

Insane giant panda robots tore my right leg off

 

[djman900]

But then a miracle happened

 

[«Jack»]

I died. If you're reading this, the general sent you this letter.

 

[Pear]

But the Prime Minister was too sloppy writing his letter of condolence so

 

[The Sign Painter]

he died too.

 

[Entei Slider]

I found a secret bunker.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Made of cheese in the desert, I am the only one who knows about it so...

 

[[Nook]]

Nook used gun on random guy from the other side!
It's super effective!

 

[Callie]

So the other guy died. But then the cheese started to melt so...