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Ako, gi-nganlan ko niya'g burikat! Gi-nganlan pako niya'g baho'g bilat, kay ni um-om kuno siya sa oten sa akong bana, baho kuno’g bilat. Nya aku kunong bana dili daw ganahan mutupad nako kay nanimaho na daw kong bilat. Unya ako pung anak, kawatan. Ingon pa gyud siya pagstorya, iya kuno ming ipa-pusil, ipapatay kuno mi niya kaming duha. Mao ng nabuhat sa akung anak, nadunggaban siya sa luyo, pero nagmahay man mi ana. Kay luoy man sad mi kung kami pa'y nahimutangan. Gisakitan ko sa iyang gibuhat. Niya nakit-an pa gyud nako siya’s banwa, pagkakita nako sa banwa, ningdagan siya. Unya wa pa siya'y dautan binuhatan sa akong bana, dili siya mudagan. Ingon pa gyud siya pagsulti, pagchupa kuno niya sa oten sa akong bana, baho kunong duga. Baho kuno ko’g bilat, ingon sa bayot����������

Right after a college entrance test, police arrested a college student who was taking the test for someone else. But everyone is puzzled as the procurator's scores were only 15 out of 100. Turns out, he had recieved a million bucks in advance and was ready to flee after the test. At the police station, the guy who paid him comes and gives him a nice blow, saying "Even I get 40 out of 100."
What's more, the million bucks of cash turns out to be counterfeit.
True story, happened in 2005 South Korea
 
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