The rules of the internet

[Jas0n]

http://rulesoftheinternet.com/

Yes I am bored enough to be reading these..

A few favourites:
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
144. People can't understand sarcasm.
145. If you take it seriously gtfo.
146. Stop giving the mic a *censored.8.6*.
198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.
199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions
213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
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[Gnome]

haha guys am i cool cuz i read somethinf on /b/?

 

[muffun]

0-d. Muffin is actually just a man whore trying to lose his virginity.
0-e. Muffin isnt actually a manwhore hes a man who happens to be a whore... big difference.

lol.

 

[Tyeforce]

My personal favorites are rules 34, 46, and 91. ;3

 

[David]

My personal favorites are rules 34, 46, and 91. ;3

creepy kid...

 

[Tyeforce]

My personal favorites are rules 34, 46, and 91. ;3

creepy kid...

Silly fool. ;3

 

[Psychonaut]

rule 54's always been a fave of mine

its even relevant about this thred. !

also, what gnome said.

 

[Bacon Boy]

55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.

 

[Mr. L]

My personal favorites are rules 34, 46, and 91. ;3

Typical.

 

[Elliot]

"They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad". : D

 

[Chain]

I KNEW CAPS WAZ COOL! I'M COOL!

 

[Dimitri Petrenko]

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[Smugleaf]

ogawd rule 34.

rule 34-b is *censored.3.0*ing srs bzns. i've tried finding some. it doesn't *censored.3.0*ing exist.

rule 48 is my fave. it's funny cuz it's true