The pun page

[SansAnimalCrossing]

Why didn't the skeleton go on the roller coaster? he didn't have the guts

 

[Mints]

i just can't

how bad the puns are getting.

 

[MayorVillager]

I'd tree a visual gag, but, naturally, a leaf pun is a hard oakt to follow.

 

[Aquari]

^^ i get it XDDD

thinking of ham can make you crave a sandwich SUBconsciously

 

[SansAnimalCrossing]

If yall keep going the way you are im gonna have to PUNish yall

 

[MayorVillager]

I worked at an orange juice factory once. I was canned. My boss said I couldn't concentrate.
Sans, I could out do any bad times you try to give us.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[ToxiFoxy]

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I HAVE A POSTER WITH THIS PUN ON IT

 

[Aquari]

A fitness trainer broke up with his girlfriend, i guess it just didnt WORK OUT!!!

 

[MayorVillager]

My friend's bakery burnt down last night. Now his business is TOAST.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

[MayorVillager]

I started a surfing blog, but I didn't make any waves.