The Person Above Rolled a One

[Enxssi]

Saw this on another forum and thought it would be fun.
how 2 play
Player 1 will try to do something, but roll a 1 on a d20. Player 2 will then say what Player 1 tried to do horribly failed, as if they were a Game Master in D&D.
Example
Jessie: I try to eat an apple, but roll a one.
Pamela: Instead of eating an apple, you eat a lemon instead.
I try to revive this thread, but roll a one.
Grayson: This thread immediately is forgotten and dies.
I try to....
And so on.
I will start.
I try to go outside, but I roll a one.

 

[littlewing]

(i love this idea!)

you somehow manage to miss the door and walk straight into the wall next to it. impressive.
i try to take a sip of water, but i roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

As you sip the water, you realize that instead, you just drank a cup of lava
I try to play a video game, but I roll a one.

 

[littlewing]

overwhelmed by the controls, you curl into fetal position and cry live on stream instead.
i try to go to bed, but i roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

Insomnia kicks in and you stay awake until two am. You go to the doctor and you are diagnosed with fatal familial insomnia, meaning you will not be able to sleep EVER AGAIN
I try to climb a mountain, but I roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

:/

 

[SinnerTheCat]

You surprisingly manage to climb most of the mountain, but just as you're reaching the goal, the reality shifts and you're back in your home without knowing if you reached that difficult peak or not.

I try to print a pile of documents, but I roll a one.

 

[Clock]

The documents that are printed are printed infinitely forever until the whole street becomes entirely flooded with documents and until the whole world is flooded with paper and the half of the trees population and printer ink source have disappeared.

I try to TT in an AC game but I roll a one

 

[KatBunny]

You time travel to the very end, where everything is dry and dead.

I try to eat a pie, but roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

The pie pulls out an axe and says “NO”
I try to revive a thread, but I roll a one.

 

[SinnerTheCat]

Bumping the thread accidentally causes the whole forum to crash and permanently lose all the data, so the thread literally ceases to exist and never gets to be revived.

I try to clean my room, but I roll a one.

 

[KatBunny]

You end up with a trash tornado in a corner of your room.

I try to watch a cartoon, but I roll a one.

 

[Luciaaaa]

You accidentally forget that you changed the date on your switch and the million turnips you purchased all spoil.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

You accidentally forget that you changed the date on your switch and the million turnips you purchased all spoil.

oh no you rolled a six in nothing

i try to terraform a cliff but i roll a one

 

[Megaroni]

you accidentally break the game by terraforming on the 4th floor and your switch explodes

i try to greet a frog i found at the local lake but i roll a one

 

[Clock]

The frog tries to dash towards you and it becomes a curse that turned you into a frog which can only be reverted by true love.
I try to finish my homework but I roll a one.

 

[Kurb]

your magical beast eats it
i try to upload a video but i roll a one

 

[Clock]

Your video gains hate comments and dislikes so bad it became a sensation and a famous meme.
I catch a fish in the pier but I roll a one

 

[Rubombee]

It's a sea bass. Except now you're the sea bass. Welcome to "Play as a fish in the ocean" simulator

I try to make a collectible lineup, but I roll a one

 

[Kurb]

it's just a cake

i try and pet my cat but i roll a one