The Isabelle Rant

[Aurora]

Please be advised there's a bit of cursing in here. I found this on my computer from a while back when one time I tried to change the style of a bridge and put it back in the same spot, but Isabelle wouldn't let me put it anywhere within 10 spaces of where it used to be. This was my rant I found and now I just find it hilarious:


Sometimes I mean honestly... Isabelle, I want to smack you with a net. Let me tell you a story called ?Once upon a time you thought you were a contractor? AND THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WEREN?T OKAY AND THAT?S THE END OF THAT. Like GIRL did you NOT. JUST. SEE. A BRIDGE THERE YESTERDAY? Why can't there be one TODAY?! You aren't even MAYOR let me make the decisions and choose whether the location works or not YOU ARE A TINY LITTLE DOGGY IN A TINY LITTLE OUTFIT SO WATCH YOUR BOUNDARIES YOU POWER-HUNGRY LITTLE *****. No offense but that?s literally the proper term for a female dog like yourself quite unfortunate if I do say so myself.
I mean I know you like to act busy but I?ve seen you sleep on the job. And I know you tried to cover your ass with ?Oohh well speaking of sleeping let?s build a Dream Suite? which might I mention doesn?t even WORK for me half the time so THANKS A BUNCH GURLFRIEND.
And you know, it?s not like I ask you to stay in the Town Hall all day. Remember that first day when you were like ?Let?s go to the beach? and then a second later you say it?s ?too bold?. SINCE WHEN IS GOING TO THE BEACH WITH ME TOO BOLD? I WOULD APPRECIATE HAVING A FRIEND TO GO TANNING WITH YOU KNOW. NOT A WORK SLAVE. YOUR WORK ETHIC FRIGHTENS ME. STAHP.


Feel free to leave a rant over Isabelle or any other character that just makes you go OIASFOIAHEWHUISWUUGDHUDSHUGHHHH.

 

[Zanessa]

Don't blame Isabelle for something she was programmed to do. *shrugs*
Plus, I think you're getting too worked up and angry over this situation. It's just a bridge, yo.

 

[M O L K O]

YESSSS IF I WANT TO PLACE A BRIDGE OVER A POND I SHOULDDDD
sobs I dislike her tbh tho OTL

 

[Drew1234]

THANKS A BUNCH GURLFRIEND.

SINCE WHEN IS GOING TO THE BEACH WITH ME TOO BOLD? I WOULD APPRECIATE HAVING A FRIEND TO GO TANNING WITH YOU KNOW.

These lines just cracked me up!

While I agree with ZanessaGaily about not blaming Isabelle for your problems, I had a good laugh reading your rant!

 

[VioletsTown]

Funny.

 

[MetaTriforce]

I have also been very annoyed about the bridge thing. I have a bridge that I want to replace, but I'd have to kick Zucker out to build another one in the same spot. So the bridge is staying. No fairy-tale bridge for me

EDIT: So I was clearly way too tired last night after re-reading this and seeing how many typos I made, haha

 

[Aurora]

Don't blame Isabelle for something she was programmed to do. *shrugs*
Plus, I think you're getting too worked up and angry over this situation. It's just a bridge, yo.

This was a long time ago. Plus I was angry at the programming. Also if you played this game you know sometimes if you can't get a bridge your town is f**ked. I had to restart my town because of this. Nevertheless, funny.

 

[Shian]

Ahahaha. Yes, finding old works is on occasion hilarious. Thanks for sharing and I agree with a lot of these sentiments.

 

[Dembonez19]

I would love to fire Isabelle as my secretary and hire Gwen in her place. Gwen is my ladybro. Isabelle needs to go.

On the other hand, if you're having trouble placing a bridge, try placing it in the exact same spot on the other side of the river. Then, all of a sudden, Isabelle will say it's okay.

 

[Grunge]

ive had this issue too with bridges. it was either i spend 2 days removing the 2 zen lamps i had only to bring them back ... or just have the bridge elsewhere. it sort of worked out becuase it adds to the landscape some ... but come on!

and her sins of not letting me choose where new people move in continue to grow ....

 

[Hound00med]

I blame Isabelle for everything.. I HATE Isabelle personally..

#eugeneforsecretary

 

[Zanessa]

This was a long time ago. Plus I was angry at the programming. Also if you played this game you know sometimes if you can't get a bridge your town is f**ked. I had to restart my town because of this. Nevertheless, funny.

I've demolished a bridge before and I was allowed to build it in the same place so...

 

[Byngo]

I blame Isabelle for everything.. I HATE Isabelle personally..

#eugeneforsecretary

The better way to word it would be you blame nintendo and the people that had a part in making the game.

Don't blame the poor shih tzu for someone else's wrongdoing! T-T For the record, I would hate a smug secretary. Though he is a koala, which makes him better than most smugs~

 

[Hound00med]

The better way to word it would be you blame nintendo and the people that had a part in making the game.

Don't blame the poor shih tzu for someone else's wrongdoing! T-T For the record, I would hate a smug secretary. Though he is a koala, which makes him better than most smugs~

No I don't blame Nintendo .. While I hate how the programming for PWP's work.. I just don't like Isabelle, she really bugs me, has done every since I first saw her.. Digby's cool, but I despise her

And well, I gotta work with my secretary.. And Eugene and I are in a bromance.. So we'd work well together yo

 

[itzafennecfox]

Amusing .
Although I've never had the issue of demolishing a bridge and not being able to rebuild it, it does make sense you'd have been angry about it.

 

[ceribells]

I hate how she insists that I take the day off on festival days because I work so hard... I'm in there for like 5 minutes a week. Seriously, Isabelle.

 

[Zanessa]

Probably something Mayor Tortimer put into place? So maybe Isabelle is just trying to keep the tradition?

 

[Swiftstream]

I've have also been very annoyed about the bridge thing. I have a bridge that I want to replace, but if I'd have to kick Zucker out to build another one in the same spot. So the bridge is staying. No fairy-tale bridge for me

I built my 3 ugly cobblestone bridges at the start of my game, and i greatly regret doing so

Marina and rosie live right in front of two of my bridges so I'll never be able to switch them out D:

 

[MetaTriforce]

I built my 3 ugly cobblestone bridges at the start of my game, and i greatly regret doing so

Marina and rosie live right in front of two of my bridges so I'll never be able to switch them out D:

I totally understand. I built brick bridges in my town and was planning on swapping them out with fairy tale bridges once I got them suggested. Zucker was the first villager that I invited to my town from someone else's, and I (wrongly) assumed that move-ins from other towns took two days like campers did. So I ended up with his plot 2 spaces away from my bridge without doing the reset trick to get him in a better spot. I ended up having to make a new path for my town, because my original path had been made with the fairy-tale bridges in mind. It ended up being quite an annoyance.

 

[PandaBerryInSpace]

Haha, I did the same thing... I built a cobblestone bridge right next to where I eventually put The Roost... Took the bridge down, only to find out that I can't put a fairy-tale bridge in its place because of The Roost... Ugh. Now my town only has one bridge. Thankfully, it's a bridge that's in a very nice central location... Seriously, even my villagers have commented on how nicely placed my bridge was, so I guess it's not too bad.