THE BELL TREE'S ALIVE!

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So I accidentally log out by moving my mouse ever so slightly up passed the banner. Now, I never log out of the Bell Tree. I just shut down my computer, that logs me out. But when I logged back in...

The Bell Tree said:
Thank you for logging in.

I'm scared...
 
The Bell Tree said:
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

...all I did was update my profile D:
 
The Bell Tree said:
Welcome to the Aperture Science Gaming Discussion Unit. Please drop one baby in the Aperture Science Donation furnace. We would kindly appreciate your donations. Thank you, and goodbye.
Maybe I've had too much cake.
 
DarkPwnz0rX said:
The Bell Tree said:
Welcome to the Aperture Science Gaming Discussion Unit. Please drop one baby in the Aperture Science Donation furnace. We would kindly appreciate your donations. Thank you, and goodbye.
Maybe I've had too much cake.
The Bell Tree said:
Cake, and grief counseling will be served after you logged out.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! D:
 
Rogar said:
DarkPwnz0rX said:
The Bell Tree said:
Welcome to the Aperture Science Gaming Discussion Unit. Please drop one baby in the Aperture Science Donation furnace. We would kindly appreciate your donations. Thank you, and goodbye.
Maybe I've had too much cake.
The Bell Tree said:
Cake, and grief counseling will be served after you logged out.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! D:
That's a forced meme. Too many people spam it, especially people who haven't played Portal. There is cake.

Let's see here, a Cake Room, a glitch to get inside the Room, and an ending cutscene. Despite the fact that it's written everywhere on walls in Portal, there was cake so technically someone or something made cake. And so, since there is cake, calling it a lie would be invalid.

The cake was a Trap, not a lie. It was used to lure you in and get you killed. Lrn2portal
 
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