spongebob squarepants and philosophy

[Esphas]

did spongebob alter your perspective of the world too? discuss here

 

[ZetaFunction]

yes. spongebob proved the existence of the illuminati.

in the one episode when squidward was in that one masonic lodge or whatever, he actually seemed happy. and when he was booted because of spongebob and patrick, he became really nasty/irritable after all episodes that followed. my theory is that squidward was always part of the bikini bottom illuminati, and by being in it, he learned of when and how the underwater apocalypse is gonna happen, and because he was kicked, he isn't gonna be saved, so he's stuck living with all of the spongebobs and patricks and larrys of bikini bottom, doomed to die with them all when judgement day comes.

 

[boujee]

Dafaq

 

[Mercedes]

You remind me so much of my younger self on there forums.
Wouldn't say that's a good thing.

 

[Esphas]

You remind me so much of my younger self on there forums.
Wouldn't say that's a good thing.

honestly i wouldnt say thats a good thing either

 

[Byngo]

spongebob is one of the greatest thinkers of our generation.

- - - Post Merge - - -

scratch that, he is the greatest

 

[Llust]

i worship spongebob

 

[jiny]

spongebob is the best sponge out there

 

[111]

THE COUNCH KNOWS AAAALL.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC COUNCH




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Llust]

THE COUNCH KNOWS AAAALL.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC COUNCH




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

EVERYONE GET ON UR KNEES AND WORSHIP THE CONCH

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

They live under Bikini Atoll and that's why they're all sentient is because of the nuclear testing done there...

 

[Goth]

I don't get the purpose of this thread?????

 

[Llust]

I don't get the purpose of this thread?????

the purpose is the magnificent existence of spongebob

 

[Esphas]

I don't get the purpose of this thread?????

ok

 

[SoftFairie]

I don't get the purpose of this thread?????

I don't get the purpose of you.

jk I love you c:

 

[Squidward]

yes. spongebob proved the existence of the illuminati.

in the one episode when squidward was in that one masonic lodge or whatever, he actually seemed happy. and when he was booted because of spongebob and patrick, he became really nasty/irritable after all episodes that followed. my theory is that squidward was always part of the bikini bottom illuminati, and by being in it, he learned of when and how the underwater apocalypse is gonna happen, and because he was kicked, he isn't gonna be saved, so he's stuck living with all of the spongebobs and patricks and larrys of bikini bottom, doomed to die with them all when judgement day comes.

Didn't the 2k15 movie character Bubbles the dolphin have a cape and a triangle eye thing, too?

 

[cIementine]

who lives in a pineapple philosophy

 

[mintellect]

I have a SpongeBob theory.

Everyone is dead and they're living the afterlife, that's why they can talk.

- - - Post Merge - - -

yes. spongebob proved the existence of the illuminati.

in the one episode when squidward was in that one masonic lodge or whatever, he actually seemed happy. and when he was booted because of spongebob and patrick, he became really nasty/irritable after all episodes that followed. my theory is that squidward was always part of the bikini bottom illuminati, and by being in it, he learned of when and how the underwater apocalypse is gonna happen, and because he was kicked, he isn't gonna be saved, so he's stuck living with all of the spongebobs and patricks and larrys of bikini bottom, doomed to die with them all when judgement day comes.

Anything in the world can prove the existence of the illuminati if you try hard enough.

 

[radioloves]

Yay spongebob, I've watched him since I was little xD

 

[Shawna]

Spongebob is my favorite show!~