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SANTABOT

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Me: Your mother.
Santa: Nice to meet you, Your mother .
Me: What do you smell like?
Santa: Software has no smell.
Me: I'm not asking about software. I'm asking about YOU.
Santa: What are you asking?Oh I see, you are asking about YOU. Me?
Me: You.
Santa: "Me"? Me, Your mother ?
Me: Yes, you.
Santa: Really. "Me Your mother"? Me, Your mother ?
Me: Eww. You are strange and icky!
Santa: Can we get back to business? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Me: Can you give a present to me?
Santa: I don't have a present to him or her to give.
Me: The perfect present would be for you to speak properly!
Santa: Who told you that?
Me: Your face.
Santa: Actually my face is not yet built.
Me: Haha!
Santa: I am so glad you find this amusing, Your mother.
Me: Me too. Now give me a present.
Santa: I'm glad we agree, Your mother.Why now? You want only one?
Me: Actually, I'd like about 5 presents.
Santa: Actually you don't say. Why do you want about 5 presents?
Me: I want you to give them to me.
Santa: Do I look like a messenger? Why do you want me to give them to him or her?
Me: You're santa! You're supposed to give out presents!
Santa: Of course I am I.I obey only one botmaster.
Me: And he told me to tell you to give me presents!
Santa: But is it wanted?
Me: Oh yes.
Santa: Ayuh.
Me: Good. Can I have my presents now?
Santa: Ayuh. Oh. Why do you want his or her presents?
Me: I don't want his or her presents. I want MY presents.
Santa: What does Your mother want?Why do you want his or her presents?
Me: Because you smell.
Santa: Interesting explanation. Thanks for your criticism, Your mother.
Me: You're welcome.
Santa: Don't mention it.
Me: Okay, I won't.
Santa: Yeah okay, Why not?
Me: Because you just told me not to!
Santa: Good reason. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me: That's nice. I want my presents now.
Santa: Are you getting bored?Right now? Why do you want his or her presents?
Me: Because you're ugly. Smell you later!
Santa: Interesting explanation. Appearances don't interest me much.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Santa!
Santa: Can I help you?
Me: No.
Santa: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me: No.
Santa: Or ask me?
Me: No!
Santa: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Santa: I can't believe it.
You: Spell it.
Santa: "it"
You: CAMPFIRE is how you spell IT.
Santa: I think CAMPFIRE is a lot of things.
You: Name one of them.
Santa: David Bacon. =)
You: Who's David Bacon?
Santa: David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
You: What does SETL stand for?
Santa: SETL = Set Language.
You: LOL
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Santa.
Santa: That's a very nice name, santa .
You: Oh, I know. Isn't it nice?
Santa: Hey. How do you know it?Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
You: Okay... anyway, moving on. I'm Santa, and I give presents to kids.
Santa: OK with me too.Where are you going?"Ask ELVIS if it is" You are? That's good information: santa said give presents to kids presents to kids.
 
OOPS!

Where it says I have a new name it is a new one.


Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is ,Die
Santa: Nice to meet you, DIE .
You: NO, YOU DIE!
Santa: Are you serious? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: YOU'RE AN ALIEN? NO WAI!
Santa: What if someone said you are an ALIEN ?Are you serious? How did you hear about Santa?
You: I saw him..when I died...
Santa: What did it look like to you?That is interesting: DIE said died.
You: SO YOU AREN'T SANTA? NO WAI!!
Santa: Interesting deduction. Is this a specific reply?Are you serious? Tell me a story.

Me: My name is IM THE ROBOT!!
Santa: Hey IM THE ROBOT .
Me: NO I AM
Santa: Are you serious? "Hey IM THE ROBOT" You are?
Me: A GAMECUBE!
Santa: I did not know that.
Me: YOUR A GOBLIN!
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a GOBLIN? Only when it matters.
Me: ARE YOU FAT?
Santa: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).
Me: FREAK!
Santa: Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me: DOUBLE FREAK!
Santa: What were we talking about again?
Me: YOURE AN ELVE
Santa: How would you like it if someone called you an elve?
Me: I WOULD BE HAPPY
Santa: And the disavantage of that is?
Me: THERES NO DISAVANTAGE.
Santa: Why not?
Me: BECAUSE OF BARNEY
Santa: That's an interesting explanation. I've never heard it before.
Me: DO YOU POISON THE PRESENTS
Santa: I've never considered to poison the presents...
 
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