Mephisto Pheles
Head of True Cross Acad.
(I found this funny, so I thought I'd share it. 
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Here's a conversation I walked into between Samson - my Jock mouse villager - And Olaf - my smug Anteater:
Samson: Hey, Olaf. How come you're so desperate to be in love with a girl?
I mean, isn't it more fun to be single and hang out with the guys? Guys can do cool guy stuff together!
Olaf: Hah ha! Love is "cool guy stuff"! Just think of it as the world's most awesome strategy game! It's a game you should really try sometime, whiffa!
Samson: What?! Love is a game?! Did you hear this guy, Ian?!
Olaf: ...Wahhh! Ian! I didn't see you there! Please don't tell anyone about my "love is a game" thing! Please, whiffa!
(I chose "I'm telling everyone!")
Olaf: Bah! ...Whatever. It's not like my luck with the ladies can get any worse!
Samson: Aw, come on, bro! There's always hope, pipsqueak!
And as a bonus, here's a few more conversations I've encountered and written down:
Peaches & Rolf (Normal & Cranky):
Samson & Gwen (Jock & Snooty):
Hugh & Samson (Lazy & Jock):
Has anyone else written down the conversations they've walked into? And what was your favorite villager conversation(s)?
)Here's a conversation I walked into between Samson - my Jock mouse villager - And Olaf - my smug Anteater:
Samson: Hey, Olaf. How come you're so desperate to be in love with a girl?
I mean, isn't it more fun to be single and hang out with the guys? Guys can do cool guy stuff together!
Olaf: Hah ha! Love is "cool guy stuff"! Just think of it as the world's most awesome strategy game! It's a game you should really try sometime, whiffa!
Samson: What?! Love is a game?! Did you hear this guy, Ian?!
Olaf: ...Wahhh! Ian! I didn't see you there! Please don't tell anyone about my "love is a game" thing! Please, whiffa!
(I chose "I'm telling everyone!")
Olaf: Bah! ...Whatever. It's not like my luck with the ladies can get any worse!
Samson: Aw, come on, bro! There's always hope, pipsqueak!
And as a bonus, here's a few more conversations I've encountered and written down:
Peaches & Rolf (Normal & Cranky):
Peaches: Oh, Little I! I was just about to propose that we all go on a picnic later. You, me, and Rolf.
Rolf: What, everyone eat outside? Is that supposed to be fun?
Peaches: Yes! It is fun! It's like a school field trip. We'll pack a lunch and enjoy our natural surroundings.
Rolf: Pack a lunch, she says...
Peaches: It's OK. I'm happy to make enough for everyone! Rolf, do you have any special reuqests?
Rolf: I know how to pack a lunch! Just for that, I think you SHOULD make mine. But don't put anything embarrassing in it, like those little pink cupcakes or those delicious cheesy fish.
Peaches: Oh. OK. Little I, is there anything you'd like me to include in your lunch?
(I choose Chocolate Hearts)
Rolf: ...OK. I guess if you just have to pack something for me, I wouldn't say no to some animal crackers.
Rolf: What, everyone eat outside? Is that supposed to be fun?
Peaches: Yes! It is fun! It's like a school field trip. We'll pack a lunch and enjoy our natural surroundings.
Rolf: Pack a lunch, she says...
Peaches: It's OK. I'm happy to make enough for everyone! Rolf, do you have any special reuqests?
Rolf: I know how to pack a lunch! Just for that, I think you SHOULD make mine. But don't put anything embarrassing in it, like those little pink cupcakes or those delicious cheesy fish.
Peaches: Oh. OK. Little I, is there anything you'd like me to include in your lunch?
(I choose Chocolate Hearts)
Rolf: ...OK. I guess if you just have to pack something for me, I wouldn't say no to some animal crackers.
Samson & Gwen (Jock & Snooty):
Samson: Hey, Gwen! What's most important in life?
Gwen: Well...passion of course!
Samson: Passion?! Like lovey-dovey stuff?! I don't know, pipsqueak...
Gwen: No, I mean being passionate about something... Something you won't give up for anything!
Samson: Something I won't give up... Like crunches!
Gwen: Sure! If that's what you feel passionate about, don't ever give it up! Hold on to those crunches! Personally, I have no interest in crunches. But they seem to make you happy, h-h-h-hon!
Samson: What?! You mean other people don't have to be passionate about what I'm passionate about?!
Gwen: No, it really doesn't work that way. And who knows? Tomorrow you might be passionate about chin-ups!
Gwen: Well...passion of course!
Samson: Passion?! Like lovey-dovey stuff?! I don't know, pipsqueak...
Gwen: No, I mean being passionate about something... Something you won't give up for anything!
Samson: Something I won't give up... Like crunches!
Gwen: Sure! If that's what you feel passionate about, don't ever give it up! Hold on to those crunches! Personally, I have no interest in crunches. But they seem to make you happy, h-h-h-hon!
Samson: What?! You mean other people don't have to be passionate about what I'm passionate about?!
Gwen: No, it really doesn't work that way. And who knows? Tomorrow you might be passionate about chin-ups!
Hugh & Samson (Lazy & Jock):
Hugh: Howdy, Ian. Have you ever noticed that Samson always seems to be shouting? Like, even when he's just talking?
Samson: Huh?! I don't think I'm that loud... Maybe you just have extra-sensitive ears or something.
(I agree that Samson is loud)
Hugh: See! I told you, Samson! You're so loud, you sound like you're talking into a megaphone! It'd be great if you could turn it down a notch, pipsqueak.
Samson: Well, if even Ian thinks I'm super loud, I guess I should pipe down a little... Ahem! How about this? Is this any better?
Hugh: Huh? What did you just say?! I can't hear you!
Samson: I said, "IS THIS ANY BETTER?!"
Samson: Huh?! I don't think I'm that loud... Maybe you just have extra-sensitive ears or something.
(I agree that Samson is loud)
Hugh: See! I told you, Samson! You're so loud, you sound like you're talking into a megaphone! It'd be great if you could turn it down a notch, pipsqueak.
Samson: Well, if even Ian thinks I'm super loud, I guess I should pipe down a little... Ahem! How about this? Is this any better?
Hugh: Huh? What did you just say?! I can't hear you!
Samson: I said, "IS THIS ANY BETTER?!"
Has anyone else written down the conversations they've walked into? And what was your favorite villager conversation(s)?
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