I just watched Snape's Diary. OMG!!! It's so hilarious!!!!! "I ate oatmeal for breakfast this morning. IT was flavorless and watery. It reminded me of my mother. I started to cry." I lol'd so friggin hard!!!!!
I put on my raincoat and walked....I bought two fancy mice. When I got home, one devoured the other then died of lonliness."
Button oh button,
Where hath thou fled?
Did thee tarry too long amongst favric and thread?
Did thee roll off my "chest" and cease to exist?
Oh, I wish I could follow thee into the mist.
I asked Lily Evans to the Yule Ball. She asked me to die.