Pokémon Jokes

[Bacon Boy]

They can be lame or they can be funny, but post them here!


My Lame Joke:

Saphire's Pok?dex Entry on Castform:

"Castform borrows the power of nature to transform itself into guises of the sun, rain clouds, and snow clouds. This Pok?mon's feelings change with the weather."

So I guess you could say it's as bipolar as the weather!

Your turn!

 

[FallChild]

What's an eskimos favorite game?

ArticUNO. Get it?

 

[Callie]

What do you call a pok?mon with allergies?

Spoiler: answer

A pikachu! Get it, get it? Yeah, don't worry, I won't quit my day job...

 

[PaJami]

What do you call a stupid Bidoof?

Spoiler

A Bidoofus!

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Well...as they say in the world of Pok?mon

Wynaut! (For people who don't get word play. Wynaut sounds like 'Why nawt' > 'Why not' YOU SEE IT FUNNY)

 

[Jake]

so i herd u like mudkipz?

 

[[Nook]]

What is an electric Pokemon's favorite candy?
Shocklate.

How fun was it for Blastoise to use Hydro Pump?
It was a blast!

What day does a worker Meowth love?
Pay Day.

Hell, I got a crap load of these.

 

[Slifer Slacker]

How do you get a pikachu and bulbasaur on the bus?

poke -em- on

 

[Psychonaut]

magikarp.

 

[Callie]

This one's kinda creepy.

Why did the pok?mon trainer hide under your bed?

Spoiler: answer

So he could pikachu in the night!

 

[[Nook]]

In Pokemon, what Pokemon can rule the world by just derping?

WINNER GETS INFINITE COOKIES

 

[twinkinator]

Stunfisk or whatever is in your avatar?

 

[[Nook]]

Stunfisk or whatever is in your avatar?

You sir, have cookies for the rest of your life.
It's free, except for shipping and handling.

 

[twinkinator]

What kind of cookies?

What's Pikachu's favorite dance?
The electric slide.

 

[Pieman]

This was in the show- What did the pokemon say when it sneezed? Pik-achoo

I made this one- What did the man use to shave? A razor leaf.

 

[Prof Gallows]

When do you take a pokemon to the doctor?



When it's Koffing. lololol

 

[Yokie]

When I'm going outside I need to Pik-a-cho.

 

[[Nook]]

Abomasnow republican.

 

[Pieman]

What do you get when a person wants to buy a bee from you?

You celebi (Sell-a-bee)

 

[katiegirl]

what do you call pokemon on a boat ... sailmon

get it