Pokémon? Is it evil?

Christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

....yeah.

Lol, now it's harder to believe it, if you say it that way.
 
Balancing?

And the world has more Christians and related religions/sects than any one other religion.

Or am I falsely thinking that you are implying that you are acting like everyone in this world is a Christianity-related religion.

He was obviously only talking about Christians, not saying that everyone in the world is Christian.

@Thorton; Every religion can be seen as silly because of the crazy supernatural elements in them. That's why I'm a member of the Church of Scientology BD
 
He was obviously only talking about Christians, not saying that everyone in the world is Christian.

@Thorton; Every religion can be seen as silly because of the crazy supernatural elements in them. That's why I'm a member of the Church of Scientology BD

Scientology? Do you even know what Scientology is? It has nothing to do with Science by the way.
 
Scientology? Do you even know what Scientology is? It has nothing to do with Science by the way.

It was a joke my friend. You see I was playing on the fact that most religions make much more sense than Scientology, yet I was calling them crazy, and saying Scientology made perfect sense. I'm sorry if my humor doesn't travel across the internet, I was hoping the smiley would give it away though.
 
GUYS.
STOP SUCCUMBING TO THE SATAN THAT IS INSIDE OF YOUR BODIES.
DO NOT SUBMIT YOUR OWN SELF, OR YOUR LOVED ONES TO THE QUINTESSENTIAL EVIL THAT IS POKEMON.
IT'S SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IS A MASS PRODUCED UNDERGROUND SCHEME CONCOCTED BY JAPAN'S OWN NINTENDO, WHO HAS ALREADY MADE THEIR FLAGSHIP SERIES OF SUPER MARIO INTO A HOMOEROTIC FANTASY IN ORDER TO UNDERMINE OUR COUNTRY OVER THE SPAN OF DECADES.

GOD BLESS, THANKS FOR READING
 
GUYS.
STOP SUCCUMBING TO THE SATAN THAT IS INSIDE OF YOUR BODIES.
DO NOT SUBMIT YOUR OWN SELF, OR YOUR LOVED ONES TO THE QUINTESSENTIAL EVIL THAT IS POKEMON.
IT'S SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IS A MASS PRODUCED UNDERGROUND SCHEME CONCOCTED BY JAPAN'S OWN NINTENDO, WHO HAS ALREADY MADE THEIR FLAGSHIP SERIES OF SUPER MARIO INTO A HOMOEROTIC FANTASY IN ORDER TO UNDERMINE OUR COUNTRY OVER THE SPAN OF DECADES.

GOD BLESS, THANKS FOR READING

AND DO NOT FORGET, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE EVIL

AND UNGODLY
 
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