Auction Phil the Smug Ostrich needs to go!

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I really didn't want this guy. Someone moved out, and he moved in on a horrible spot, and I'm looking to just auction him away. Please post here to bid on him. I may be gone for a week or so, so he should be in boxes by the time I get back. Starting auction: 500k Bidding increments: 100k
ALSO TAKING VILLAGERS
Currently taking for Villager B/O:
Doc
Francine
Maelle
Scoot

Bells B/O: 1.5 Million bells