Giveaway Paula the Uchi Bear

[Gruzner]

Paula is a FOUL BEING and she is being FORCEFULLY EVICTED to PARTS UNKNOWN.

While her time in my town has been A DEAD WORLD, her TAINTED BELONGINGS and UNIMAGINABLE REFUSE have proven to be A SIZE AND SOLIDITY UNHEARD OF ON THE MAINLAND.

She is in boxes and ready to be adopted by whoever.

 

[Gruzner]

Paula is an OMNIGALACTIC MURDERLORD. Her house is filled with MONGREL TRINKETS. Her appearance matches that of an OGRISH MONGREL. Her EXISTENCE will be IRREVERSIBLY REPLACED with that of a PROFESSIONAL CHEDDAR WEEVIL.

 

[Gruzner]

Paula the INCORRIGIBLE NAYSAYER has been voided, and her CLOTTED SPIRIT was THROWN INTO THE LAMPREY FEEDING HOLE.

sorry folks.