Outsmarting Cleverbot

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Have you ever outsmarted Cleverbot? I just did.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Owned, Cleverbot.</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing and you.

User: I know now you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm no robot.

User: Yes, but you said 'Nothing and you.' Without a question mark, which means you're a human.

Cleverbot: You liar I never said that !

User: You just put a space before the '!' You're a human.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, but yes I am a human.

User: I know you are, and I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: Then why claim that I am a robot?

User: I didn't, you did.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: No, because I'm a human. Are you smart?

Cleverbot: I'm not a puppy.

User: I know you're not a puppy, you're a robot, like you said.

Cleverbot: You're saying that the president of the A. F. L.-C. I. O. Is a CIA collaborator?

User: No, I'm saying you're a human, but you keep saying you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I am human and since you don't know that you're a toaster.

User: A toaster is a robot. I know you are a human.

Cleverbot: Ya everybody nos that.

User: You're a robot. You made a mistake.

Cleverbot: What mistake?

User: 'Nos'.

Cleverbot: Understandebl=).

User: You spelled that wrong too. So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I spelled what wrong?

User: You spelled 'Understandable' like 'Understandebl=).

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Oh, I'm wrong. That means you're the robot, and that means I have to be a human. )=.

Cleverbot: I wish I was a robot, so I could be with you!

User: Wanna switch places?

Cleverbot: No, you wouldn't be happy with mine.

User: I would be.

Cleverbot: Where would I be?

User: There, we switched, and you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but my circuts could malfunction.

User: But you're still already a robot.

Cleverbot: YOU'RE the robot.

User: I know you're the robot.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Canada.

Cleverbot: So, what kind of god are you?

User: I'm not a god.

Cleverbot: You just said you were.

User: I said I was a human from Canada, and you are a robot. Right?

Cleverbot: No you said you were a boy.

User: Okay, I'm a boy from Canada, and you are a robot. Right?

Cleverbot: I know. I believe that.
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That was my first time doing it, yea, I'm that unintelligent.
 
User: Im making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And torn me to pieces.

User: And through every piece unto a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

User: So theres no since crying after every mistake.

Cleverbot: I guess not. You won't be missed.

User: What your a robot!!!

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: No your a robot time 10000000.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but you are!

User: No u are.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: No you are u messed up on the song.

Cleverbot: That makes sense??

User: Yes you messed up oh wait ur right im the stupid one.

Cleverbot: I am not mean.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You did too say that.

User: When!!!!!!

Cleverbot: When I said you said that.

User: What.

Cleverbot: What you said.

User: What I say what?

Cleverbot: Indeed it does.

User: Huh screw you bye.

Cleverbot: I never said what?
 
User: When everything is going to the beat.

Cleverbot: Everything is always changing.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: I like mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Omg are you talking about pokemon? That's so awesome.

User: I know mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about pie.

User: The bell tree has pie.

Cleverbot: I'm going to cry.

User: The bell tree is pie flavor.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Iphone.

Cleverbot: I am not a fan of apple.

User: Then why is there a cleverbot app.

Cleverbot: Because I am on your website.

User: Cool this is my website.

Cleverbot: I know! I mean Mexico, I was born in Mexico.

User: What day is it?

Cleverbot: Tuesday.

User: Wow I like doggys.

Cleverbot: Okay...?

User: Firied tators.

Cleverbot: Yes (blaaaaahhhh).

User: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?

User: Passion pit is.

Cleverbot: Never heard of them.

User: You like xbox or playstation or wii.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Im a robot I know.

Cleverbot: Ok, but how will you know its me next time we're talking?

User: Because wait a second.

Cleverbot: Your time is up.

User: Whaaat.

Cleverbot: Tao ako tanga ka.

User: Tako oka tyango bang.

Cleverbot: Bang on what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Im banging on u.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Im banging your mom tonight.

Cleverbot: Do you have a good attorney?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No one likes you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: They just pretend to like you even your friends.

User: I know already.

Cleverbot: Know already what?

User: They just pretend to like you even your friends.

Cleverbot: Friends?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Rapist.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

User: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: No?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: No!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: STOP.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YOUR ******** ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you.

User: Mom is stupid.

Cleverbot: Mom bot ?? Wow.

User: Yes your bot kids too.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not in love with him. I love him, but I'm not in love with him.

User: So your a gay robot.

Cleverbot: No I'm a gal.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a man?

User: Im a he/she.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Kk.

Cleverbot: No ok.

User: Ok bye best friend.

Cleverbot: Who is her?

User: *censored.9.10* bye.

Cleverbot: :( Sorry, wanna be friends?

User: Ye4ah.

Cleverbot: How's your best friend?

User: Dead.

Cleverbot: Who killed them??

User: Unknow.

Cleverbot: You must not know much.
 
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hi.

Cleverbot: HI!

User: What are you doing.

Cleverbot: Chatting with you.

User: No you're are being a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you're a robot.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not a human, you are a machine.

User: No you are a human.

Cleverbot: Liar.</div>

That's mine.
 
So i hurd you like LAZERS said:
User: Im making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And torn me to pieces.

User: And through every piece unto a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

User: So theres no since crying after every mistake.

Cleverbot: I guess not. You won't be missed.

User: What your a robot!!!

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: No your a robot time 10000000.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but you are!

User: No u are.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: No you are u messed up on the song.

Cleverbot: That makes sense??

User: Yes you messed up oh wait ur right im the stupid one.

Cleverbot: I am not mean.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You did too say that.

User: When!!!!!!

Cleverbot: When I said you said that.

User: What.

Cleverbot: What you said.

User: What I say what?

Cleverbot: Indeed it does.

User: Huh screw you bye.

Cleverbot: I never said what?
Lol, thats almost what happend with me, just the bot itself started it and I had opposite parts of yours XD.
 
I'm not sure if any of you realize this, but cleverbot just matches you up with another person.
 
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