karma the oddity
man i love fishing
In six days, Bonbon will move.
"Oh no, not Bonbon, a dreamie of mine, love you Bonbon, smooches from Aunt Belinda!" You cry out, tears running down your face like a waterfall of sadness and pain. "But dear reader," I say, reading off of a script because I was too lazy to remember the lines, "She is being sold! By me!" You gasp, and you're still crying but it's either tears of joy or hayfever. I turn to the camera and wink, giving it a thumbs up. "That's right, a fresh, spicy, original* Bonbon right here for all your tasty chocobunny needs, but don't eat her, that's illegal and Isabelle will SWAT your house! Offer away in any currency you desire!"
*actually she somehow acquired a misty tee in the course of this post being... posted, so she's mostly original. i don't know if her house is original, i'm like 99% sure it is but i've spoken to her like once so she's definitely still original in that regard.
"Oh no, not Bonbon, a dreamie of mine, love you Bonbon, smooches from Aunt Belinda!" You cry out, tears running down your face like a waterfall of sadness and pain. "But dear reader," I say, reading off of a script because I was too lazy to remember the lines, "She is being sold! By me!" You gasp, and you're still crying but it's either tears of joy or hayfever. I turn to the camera and wink, giving it a thumbs up. "That's right, a fresh, spicy, original* Bonbon right here for all your tasty chocobunny needs, but don't eat her, that's illegal and Isabelle will SWAT your house! Offer away in any currency you desire!"
*actually she somehow acquired a misty tee in the course of this post being... posted, so she's mostly original. i don't know if her house is original, i'm like 99% sure it is but i've spoken to her like once so she's definitely still original in that regard.
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