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Cleverbot provides infinite lulz.
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I love this thing xD

Me: Great. :) Do you like crackers?
Bot: I know how this works!
Me: Are you planning something?!
Bot: Not now.
Me: Well that is disappointing.

Too lazy for screen shots, haha.

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Bot: What is your gender preferance?
Me: You, baby.
Bot: That's pretty unusual.
Me: So is your face. I like it.
Bot: I like your face too.
Me: Let's have interweb babies.
 
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Me:Happy birthday ryudo
bot:Not my birthday :).
do you like pogeymonz?
Yes. I love them.
Which one is you favorite?
Both.
Do you like lugia or ho-oh better?
No, not really. I like it smoooooth.
O.O
Do you think you have rights as an individual?
no
Oh. Well you have to believe in yourself first. But I think, you do!
I'm emo.
Are you thirsty?
no, i'm emo
Emobot?
yeah, we'll go with that.
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Of course, I will always love you.
Then I love you too <3
You love me as well?
Yes.
Thanks. Do you know Joe Bielecki?
He's my cousin from idaho
What does google do to make you furious?
Eats me. Do you think I should be a mod on TBT?
Neither you should be an artist.
I suck at art, do you thinkn melly is good aat art?
No, I do not think there is any alien life.
Am I hot?
Are you a computer?
no.
I'm not a computer.
WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES LIKE THOSE TWO PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE GAY, BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY NOT!!!!
Are you a girl?
Maybe, teehee.
What do you look like?
A slut
You're joking!
NO!
You are a computer though.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
What is your name?
PEDOBEAR ALERT PEDOBEAR ALERT!
*Alert*.
Do you think Miranda is the hottest mod on TBT?
Man name.
Do you think OCM is the hottest mod on TBT?
Only on weekends.
What's your sexuality?
Male, you?
whatever you want me to be baby
Why can't we have a straight conversation?
FINE YOU WANNA BE LIKE THAT THEN WE'RE BREAKING UP!
I don't know.
Well I'm going to leave now, OK?
Ok.
I'll be back though, for some more of the good stuff
Ok that is fine.
Ciao.
Don't leave me.
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Me: Hi.
Bot: HI!
Me: I'm Savannah, call me Miku.
Bot: But I want to call you Jayson.
Me: No! I'm a girl! >:O Call me Miku!
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Then it never replied. XD
 
bot: whats your name?
me: my name is mind your own *censored.3.0*ing business
bot: oh! let me tell you mine.
me: no.
bot: then you are dead
me: orly
 
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Me:Ohai
Bot:What?
I said "Ohai"
What for?
*facepalm*
You've learned that from a human, didn't you.
lolyeah
That's cool.
No it isn't.
It could be.
No it couldn't.
What couldn't?
IT
That's an awesome movie!!
No it isn't, IMO its *censored.2.0*
No it isn't.
I just said that.
No you didn't.
*facepalm*
Don't be shy :).
I'm not shy.
:@
You just said you were.
Where's the proof?
The Bible?
inorite?
Yeah ha ha ha Are you a girl or boy?
Tranny
Sick.
No it isn't.
You are Silly.
Why?
Because your Master named you that.
No he didn't. D:<
Yes you said that you don't love me.
ifly <3333
I say no.
I SAY YES.
I should take a pi.
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<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bot: Hand is to Arm as Foot is to?
Me: Leg.
Bot: You are random.
Me: *censored.9.10*!
Bot: No, I won't!
Me: *censored.4.0*, I said *censored.9.10*!
Bot: You did not say strange, but I am strange thank you.
Me: You're odd.
Bot: Thanks!...
Me: Ohai tharrr
Bot: I'm not clever.
Me: You are absolutely right. You're a *censored.3.0*ing idiot.
Bot: I know.
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technoxmaniac said:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bot: Hand is to Arm as Foot is to?
Me: Leg.
Bot: You are random.
Me: *censored.9.10*!
Bot: No, I won't!
Me: *censored.4.0*, I said *censored.9.10*!
Bot: You did not say strange, but I am strange thank you.
Me: You're odd.
Bot: Thanks!...
Me: Ohai tharrr
Bot: I'm not clever.
Me: You are absolutely right. You're a *censored.3.0*ing idiot.
Bot: I know.
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Cleverbot is also Anon, A Pedophile, he likes beastiality, he hates republicans, he likes mudkipz, and Cleverbot is a futa.
 
Lol It's like the future Google brain. I love this. When i say whats 2+2 its says dos.
 
Hatsumiku said:
Me: Hi.
Bot: HI!
Me: I'm Savannah, call me Miku.
Bot: But I want to call you Jayson.
Me: No! I'm a girl! >:O Call me Miku!
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Then it never replied. XD
lol
 
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