Her. The one. My "dreamie" as they say it. She camped here, in my stupid town. I could have gone ballistic. But I kept my cool, and just acted normal. "Hi!" Geez, was that too perky? Too showy? She was startled, but she turned around and gave me a smile. "Oh, hello! You must be the mayor of this town. I'm Diana. Nice to meet you! Your town is so beautiful." I was still struck with awe. Was my mouth open? She gave me a funny look. So, I changed the subject. "Do you like fishing?" "Yeah! I love it! But I don't like it when the water splashes on me. I once ruined my natty shirt because of it."
We chatted away for a long time and then! she said, "Hey, I've been thinking that I should move here. Is that good?"
Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. "That's a great idea!"
"Then it's settled! I'm moving in!"
I rejoiced, and left the tent. I began thinking of what I'd do with her. The moment was here!
After 2 days passed, she moved in, and I helped her unpack. I then spent a whole 2 days with her. Finally, I've decided to do "the deed." I hopped on the train and visited one of my friends. He was rich, and always was in the paper. But he was a cool guy. When I made it there, I walked to his home and knocked.
"It's me. I got her"
He opened the door, and I stepped in. I sat down, and said, "I got her. How much did you say?"
"Today, I'm payin' 30 million. Deal?"
I took the offer. "Deal."
We got ready, and took the train back to my town. It was night when we got back. Perfect. He gave me the money first, and we went into her home. She was already sleeping. I gave him the signal, and he grabbed her. We tied her up, and stuffed her in a bag. We gagged her too. I realized that should have kept her. She had a fine body. I would caress those legs all day. She kept kicking though. Damn deers.
"Thanks again, kid." He then left. Dang, if only all villagers sold this well.
