Maggyo Adventures #1 : The Murderkarp Mystery

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Maggyo Adventures is a series of journals based on the Pokemon series written by the intelligent but lazy Maggyo, his friend the spontaneous but clumsy Dunsparce, and more.

Maggyo
Thursday, March 24 2011

Today I and Dunsparce started a great adventure.
Right now we're in The Forest of Murderkarp. Legend says that a fierce species of carnivorous Magikarp live here. We've been here seven hours so far, no sighting. Just wait until we get on the front page of Derp Weekly for proving the existence of the Murderkarp. For dinner, we had Fried Weedle. Took me thirty minutes to find just one. FFFFFFUUUUUU-
Anyway, tomorrow we're diving down to the extremely deep pond where Murderkarp are rumored to live. You know what, I'm getting bored with this journal. *turns on DSi*


Dunsparce
I forgot what date it is

Lol, I'm in this weird forest with my slave Maggyo. He's so boring, he stops and smells the flowers, and he stares at every single little detail. WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO FIND THE STUPID MAGIKARP AND BE FAMOUS ALREADY?
When Mr. Unfunfisk takes a nap, I'll go in the pond without him!

LATER

This pond smells sorta....fishy. Ooh, what's that cave down there? Looks cool, I'll go in.

EVEN LATER

Huh, there's barrels and barrels of flesh in here. What's going on? I'm pretty sure I'll be perfectly fi-OHMYARCEUSWHADDAHELLJUS-

*blublublublub*