Yes. I know. Looking at the title you must be thinking...
"1 Million Bells. This guy's crazy or stupid."
Well, truth is I'm neither. I'm just LAZY. You know how sick I am of having to go inside the stupid post office just to grab money from the ABD to spend on Turnips? Do you know how ssick and tired I am of walking to my house, just to have my favorite villager come up to me and sell me something, because I had the nerve to have 1000 bells in my pocket? And don't even get me started on selling at retail after a four hour visit at the island fishing for sharks and catching beetles.
So I will gladly pay 1million IGB for that ABD. If that doesn't satisfy, I'll give you every last tbt I receive from now until next Monday. That's a full week.
But wait there's more!!!
Also, like my post, so I know you responded. The notification will remind me to check back at this thread.
"1 Million Bells. This guy's crazy or stupid."
Well, truth is I'm neither. I'm just LAZY. You know how sick I am of having to go inside the stupid post office just to grab money from the ABD to spend on Turnips? Do you know how ssick and tired I am of walking to my house, just to have my favorite villager come up to me and sell me something, because I had the nerve to have 1000 bells in my pocket? And don't even get me started on selling at retail after a four hour visit at the island fishing for sharks and catching beetles.
So I will gladly pay 1million IGB for that ABD. If that doesn't satisfy, I'll give you every last tbt I receive from now until next Monday. That's a full week.
But wait there's more!!!
There's not really more. My mind saw that as an opportunity to reference all those cheesy infomercials and AS SEEN ON TV advertisements.
Also, like my post, so I know you responded. The notification will remind me to check back at this thread.
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