Knock knock. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

C'm on! Tell us your greatest knock knock jokes!

Knock knock.
who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the bed. (I'm under the bed)

Knock knock.
who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I can let myself in, but I've lost my key. (Normally, I can...)

Knock knock.
who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor ready let you in. (I've all ready let you in)
I know- Ivor terrible memory. (I've a terrible memory)

 

[PlasticPinkPiggy]

Knock knock
WHOS THERE
Shelby
SHELBYWHO
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

good one

 

[keybug55]

My knock-knock jokes are a bit unorthodox so don't mind me

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Knock-knock
WHO'S THERE?
Just open the freaking door -_-

 

[cannedcommunism]

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tom Nook.
Tom Nook who?
Look, I don't have time for that, just give me your ****ing money!

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beats me.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Knock-knock
....Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
WHO'S.....THERE!?B]
Banana.
...........BANANA....WHO?!
Knock-knock.
WHO'S F***ING THERE!?!?!?!
Orange.
........Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say 'Banana'? (aren't you glad I didn't say 'Banana'?)
..........F*** off.

 

[brownboy102]

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Interruption.
Interru-
INTERRUPTED!