Trading Joseph's Trading Post - Your destination for sales and trades alike!

[Joseph_Sarin]

--- JOSEPH'S TRADING POST ---​

Before I begin on what I have, please keep in mind that I did NOT use hacks (If I used hacks, why would I need help getting stuff when I could hack it in?), this collection was gathered over the course of 600+ hours of gameplay.

Second, I won't tolerate stealing/wreaking my town, if you do these things I'll shut off the game and refuse to trade with you again. Be respectful and we'll get along fine.

-- My Catalog Completion --

Furniture: 99.95125786163522% Completed
Wallpaper/Flooring: 99.97119341563786% Completed
Clothing: 99.99160447761194% Completed
K.K Slider Songs: 100% Completed
Stationary: 100% Completed
Fossils: 100% Completed
Gyroids: 99.80916030534351% Completed

--- IMPORTANT NOTICES ---​

First come, first serve. Dibs on items will go to traders in order of who posted/PMed the first acceptable offer based on time stamps (that INCLUDES edit time stamps, so if you posted first but you edited the post after someone else posted, it will go to the other person. If you need to fix/update a post, its recommended that you post it on a seperate new post to avoid losing dibs on what you want).

At the moment I've hit my maximum for storage spaces in my town/storage/mailbox and I need to get rid of a few orders before I can order items off my catalog in bulk again, however I am willing to order some if its involved with getting something off my wishlist.

I'm partially back online here, the holiday season was insane at my work and I had little time for online activities. I will try to catch up with previous posts as best as I can. Sorry for the inconvenience.

--- WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER ---​

Anything marked with a #For_Sale I'm willing to sell for Bells (use CTRL + F and insert #For_Sale for easy navigation).

If you're looking to see what I have to offer that's reorderable via the catalogue, use these links to find what you need:

Furniture I can offer: http://moridb.com/catalogs/3nJJDHd2PS
Wallpaper/Flooring I can offer: http://moridb.com/catalogs/UcTDJVr69L
Clothing I can offer: http://moridb.com/catalogs/HFYyTHOTMq
Stationary I Have To Offer: http://moridb.com/catalogs/s4Ndbrqjjl

== Art Items ==
*All works of arts have had their authenticity checked by multiple sources (via thonky.com's guide and the official Animal Crossing Guidebook)*

- REAL Fine Painting (Always genuine, 100% chance) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 350,000 Bells each
- REAL Moving Painting (shell faces correct direction, fake is upside-down) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 350,000 Bells each
- REAL Nice Painting (Painting is always legit 100% of the time) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 350,000 Bells each
- REAL Solemn Painting (Girl in white is same size as girl in black, fake has her at double the size) #For_Sale #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 350,000 Bells each

- FAKE Serene Painting (Lady with an Ermine, Kitty edition) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- FAKE Valiant Statue (Has bat wings, not angel wings) #For_Sale (Looks great in a goth-themed room) **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each

== DLC Reorderables ==
*All DLC reorderables can be ordered by themselves for 15k each. Price isn't used during trades

- Aurora Screen
- Autumn-Leaf Chair
- Blossom Lantern
- Capricorn Ornament
- Cat Tower
- Cherry-Blossom Clock
- Clerk's Shirt
- Double-Neck Guitar
- Fireworks Table
- Flamenco Hat
- Flashy-Flower Sign
- Full-Moon Vanity
- Kadomatsu
- Kagamimochi
- Leaf Bed
- Palm-Tree Lamp
- Pile of Leaves
- Racoon Wall Clock
- Rainbow Screen
- Rice-Plant Bed
- Rolling Suitcase
- Sagittarius Arrow
- Slushie Machine
- Sprout Table
- Sunrise Lamp
- Sushi Platter
- Tam-o'-shanter
- White Police Cap

== Fossils ==
*All Fossils are 10,000 Bells each

- Amber **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- Dinosaur Egg **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- Peking Man **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each

== Miniature Fossil Models ==

- Archelon Model (x1) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- Mammoth Model (x1) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 10,000 Bells each
- Raptor Model (x1) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each

== Fortune Cookie Items ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Gardening Items ==

- Apples #For_Sale
- Bamboo #For_Sale
- Bananas #For_Sale
- Cherries #For_Sale
- Coconuts #For_Sale
- Durians #For_Sale
- Lemons #For_Sale
- Lychees #For_Sale
- Mangos #For_Sale
- Oranges #For_Sale
- Peaches #For_Sale
- Pears #For_Sale
- Perfect Oranges #For_Sale
- Persimmons #For_Sale

== Gracie Items AVAILABLE TO ORDER ==
*Some items may take time to acquire

Click Here For List

== Gracie Items ON HAND ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Gyroids ==
*All Gyroids are 5,000 Bells each

-- SOLD OUT --

== Gulliver Items ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Holiday Items ==

- Creepy Wall #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 50,000 Bells each
- Dab Table #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 25,000 Bells each
- Ladder Shades #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- Marine Pop Floor (x2) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 25,000 Bells each
- Marine Pop Wall #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 50,000 Bells each
- Mush Dresser
- Old Flooring #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each
- Sea-Anemone Bed #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 25,000 Bells each
- Shamrock Hat #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 25,000 Bells each
- Squid Chair #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 25,000 Bells each
- Zodiac Horse #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 100,000 Bells each

== K.K. Slider Songs ==
*All Songs are 7,500 Bells each

*ANY SONG* (I will not list them )

== Misc. Unorderable Items ==

- Lawn Mower --RESERVED--
- Sprinkler --RESERVED--
- Tricky Pitfall Seed (x4) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 5,000 Bells each --RESERVED--

== Museum Shop Items ==

- Jungle Wall #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 3,000 Bells each
- Museum Model (x2) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 10,000 Bells each
- Paintball Wall (x3) #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 3,000 Bells each

== Rare Furniture ==

- Cosmos Fan
- Sloppy Bed
- Sloppy Stereo --RESERVED--
- Songpyeon
- Violet Screen

== Regular Items ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Saharah Wallpapers/Flooring ==

- Ancient Wall
- Basement Floor #For_Sale
- Classroom Floor
- Classroom Wall
- Closed Road
- Concrete Wall
- Music-Room Floor
- Sci-fi Wall
- Shoji Screen
- Sporty Floor
- Western Desert #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 100,000 Bells each

== Spotlight Items ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Streetpass Items ==

-- SOLD OUT --

== Villager Pictures ==

- Anicotti --RESERVED--
- Bella
- Blanca --RESERVED--
- Bud
- Camofrog --RESERVED--
- Colton --RESERVED--
- Drake
- Eugene --RESERVED--
- Fuchsia
- Mathilda
- Pekoe
- Ribbot
- Zipper's Pic #For_Sale **BLOWOUT SALE** 7,500 Bells each

I have a big enough sized collection of clothes that I can give outfit sets that'll impress Gracie enough to set up shop in your town.

=== SPECIAL OFFER ===

N/A

--- WHAT I WANT TO TRADE ---​

== General List ==

Here's an easier to use checklist to see what I want:

Furniture I want: http://moridb.com/catalogs/sLEgrB8dbt
Wallpaper/Flooring I can want: http://moridb.com/catalogs/5m27r6nHdx
Clothing I want: http://moridb.com/catalogs/gm9P4c7Dwi
Gyroids I Need: http://moridb.com/catalogs/LAkvyWbdqy
Stationary I Need: http://moridb.com/catalogs/hnXTxw7oID
Misc. I want: http://moridb.com/catalogs/BLvD8A4xQE

== Wish List ==

This is my wish list for what I want in exchange. I only would like stuff on this list in exchange, and I'm very reasonable with doing fair trades.
This is put in order of importance, the higher it is on the list, the more I'm willing to give in a trade for it:

== Top 5 Priority ==

Spoiler: Zodiac Furniture DLC Set

Aquarius Urn
Aries Rocking Chair
Cancer Table
Gemini Closet
Leo Sculpture
Libra Scale
Pisces Lamp
Scorpio Lamp
Taurus Bathtub
Virgo Harp

1 Treasure Chest
2 Kimbap Plate
3 Hagoita
4 Kitt's Pic
5 Kappa-Costume Pants

== High Priority ==

- Sand Castle
- Sea Globe
- Bottled Ship
- Ukulele
- Beach Chair
- Life Perserver

== Moderate Priority ==

- Nebuloid
- Mailman's Hat
- Safe
- Red-horned Hat

== Low Priority ==

- School Cap (KOR DLC)
- White School Cap (KOR DLC)

== Reorderables I Need To Catalogue ==

- Soccer Tee

 

[musique]

I have the following items, if you want to make an offer for them:

- Afternoon Tea Set (non-reorderable)
- Kitchen Island (non-reorderable)
- Hinaningyo
- Eraser Sofa
- Notebook Bed
- Notebook Floor
- Notebook Wall
- Notebook Wardrobe
- Square Set Table
- Sticker Tape Liner
- Carp Banner
- Emperor's Cap
- Girl's Day Updo

I usually reserve non-reorderable items for DLC or other non-reorderable items. However, it depends on the offer.

 

[EmmaFrost]

Please list your authentic paintings. I'm very interested. I have stuff to trade you.

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

(to musique)
I'm not sure about numbers for each individual one, but for all of those; name your price.

Illyana I'll check now

- - - Post Merge - - -

For the paintings:
Calm, Fine, Proper Scenic, Neutral, Basic, Dynamic, worthy quaint, moving basic common nice wild and graceful

- - - Post Merge - - -

PM sent

 

[EmmaFrost]

(to musique)
I'm not sure about numbers for each individual one, but for all of those; name your price.

Illyana I'll check now

- - - Post Merge - - -

For the paintings:
Calm, Fine, Proper Scenic, Neutral, Basic, Dynamic, worthy quaint, moving basic common nice wild and graceful

They're all authentic guaranteed?
I'd like them all, except the quaint painting. I have a Pumpkin Pie, New Year's Noodles, Box of Chocolates, Rice Cake, Twelve Grape Plate, Songpeyon, Berliner, Bureom, Dango, Red Ogre Mask, Blue Ogre Mask, Newsprint Helmet, Yut Board, Bell Knicknack.

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

PM sent

- - - Post Merge - - -

Paintings sold

- - - Post Merge - - -

Villager Pics sold

 

[*Jordan*]

Hi there! I'm very interested in Sterling, Cube, Lionel, and Roscoe's pics. From your list of wants, I have a sanshin, warm painting, and the emperor's cap. Would that be enough? If not, I can throw in some bells as well.

Oops, have the pictures been sold?

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

Pictures have already been sold.

 

[*Jordan*]

Pictures have already been sold.

Alright. Good luck with your search!

 

[EnglandFairy]

Will you accept bells to order some items from your catalog? I'm wanting to finish up all the socks and shoes that I'm missing. (And if you have them already then if I could just catalog and tip generously for your time.)

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

Updated original post with new items to trade/updated wish list.

@ EnglandFairy

At the moment I cannot as there are more socks/shoes I have in my catalogue than I have spaces in my town to drop them (all the spaces are being used for trading ATM).

 

[Clammbon]

I have a real wistful painting, could you tell me what items are in "Igloo/Tent Camper Exclusive Furnitures" exactly please?

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

PM sent, but for convenience's sake I'll post it here too for everyone else:

Items from Tent Campers:

Backpack
Bonfire
Campfire (Cookware Version)
Kayak
Sleeping Bag
Surfboard

Items from Igloo Campers:

Campfire (Fish Version)
Chowder
Earthen Charcoal Brazier/Fish Grill
Portable Stove
Propane Stove
Smoking Machine

As I just copied the names from from thonky.com, some of the names aren't EXACTLY what they're called in the US version, but nonetheless they are what they say and I can order all of them for you.

 

[swkbluebear]

Is it possible I can catalog jingle and harvest series, and possibly trade beans and bell knickknack for chowder and what ever stove the chowder is placed in an igloo camper's room?

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

PM sent

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

Updated Wish List.

I've added my small collection of spare Miniature Fossil Models to the list of stuff I'm willing to trade for what I want. Collection consists of:

- Archelon Model (x3)
- Ichthyo Model (x1)
- T. Rex Model (x1)

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

Added new merchandise to offer in trades; including my Gyroid collection, some new paintings, a Great Status, some Hibiscus starters, and new villager pics.

 

[Hey Jude]

I can trade you a Mouth of Truth for your T. Rex model.

 

[*Jordan*]

Hello! I'm interested in Greta's pic, Truffles' pic, and Grizzly's pic. From your list of wants, I have the real warm painting and a sanshin. What would you like to work out?

 

[Joseph_Sarin]

@ Hey Jude

PM sent, and the T. Rex Model is reserved until I hear back from you.

@ *Jordan* PM sent