I have the object.

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I steal them and sell them.

I have $200

 

[BenPlusAC]

I steal the $200 and put it in a pot at the end of a rainbow.
I have the pot o? money.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I track it and use my time machine to go to ac switches release date.

I have ac switch

 

[MapleSilver]

I sell the code to Nintendo, who will then reverse engineer it and get the game out sooner. I am rich, though I am now the most wanted person on Earth due to being a suspected time traveller.

I have a place on the Interpol most wanted list.

 

[rhinoo]

I take you out and get 1000000000000 pounds.

i have 1000000000000 pounds.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I steal them and then I turn them in for USD

I have 10000000000000 USD

 

[rhinoo]

I say that I wanna keep my pounds so I turn them to 10000000000000 pounds again.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I have 10000000000000 pounds.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Ditto

 

[rhinoo]

I take your ditto and it transforms into a zygarde.

I have Zygarde.

 

[OctoLiam]

steal it in a pokeball

I have the chaos emeralds

 

[goro]

i become god, somehow

i have my bible dedicated to me

 

[BetaChorale]

I am employed to translate your bible across languages.

I instead make it into a terrible religious fanfic, starring Satoru Iwata as the Messiah