I AM GOING TO KILL PORTER......

[Ami Mercury]

.....Because I want to take his hat.

 

[dragonair]

I'm sure you could just ask him for it...
Give him a bunch of bananas or something!

 

[Ami Mercury]

I'm sure you could just ask him for it...
Give him a bunch of bananas or something!

That's silly.

A hat can only be taken off, when the person wearing it is dead!

 

[dragonair]

Well, I mean, the only way you can get away with it is if you push him in front of the train and then it would get squashed!

 

[debinoresu]

is the hat like melded into his scalp and youll have to scalp him to take it off or something?

give him a poisoned banana

 

[Libertae]

is the hat like melded into his scalp and youll have to scalp him to take it off or something?

give him a poisoned banana

Well at least that's a nice death, haha.

 

[Bowie]

You people are strange.

 

[Kildor]

You people are strange.

Agreed.

You guys are cruel. Killing a monkey doing a free service in which thousands of players use, and you want to kill him for his hat?

Yo man dats wack.

 

[Ami Mercury]

Agreed.

You guys are cruel. Killing a monkey doing a free service in which thousands of players use, and you want to kill him for his hat?

Yo man dats wack.

It is the most legit reason to kill someone.

Killing someone is self defense. That's dumb.
Killing someone because they are evil? That's stupid
Killing someone just because you want their hat? BEST REASON EVER!

 

[Kildor]

It is the most legit reason to kill someone.

Killing someone is self defense. That's dumb.
Killing someone because they are evil? That's stupid
Killing someone just because you want their hat? BEST REASON EVER!

I am deeply concerned for your way of thinking.

Killing isn't something to joke about.

 

[Ami Mercury]

I am deeply concerned for your way of thinking.

Killing isn't something to joke about.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was just joking though. I love Porter. I just love Monkey villagers as well. I just really want that hat.....can I get it from the Able Sisters?

 

[Manah]

I want the whole outfit.

 

[Campy]

Oh man, they should totally make his hat a buyable item in the next game. Badass.

But I would never kill Porter for it. He's a cute monkey, despite making fun of your nose at the beginning of the game.

 

[Nintendogs]

Oh.

 

[Brackets]

I marvel at some peoples sense of humour on this site sometimes.