How would one print an ereader card, in theory?

[PaperLuigi3]

I can't afford real cards, so I'd like to print a few of my own. How would I go about doing this?

 

[Fuzzysaurus Rex]

Here, let me Google that for you: http://bit.ly/1m3btvN

 

[PaperLuigi3]

Hey, thanks!

I was kind of hoping someone had already done it and could help me with problems though.