Hey, you're not cool.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

You try to be cool like Andy, Miranda, That Elyse chick, Harrison Ford, Tom Sawyer, Master Crash, (Alfieboy, sure, why not), and Tom Jones, but you're not. You don't deserve my new mask. You are just a mindless posting drone created by this "Jeremy". Your life had no meaning until TBT. Now carry on with your lives, and remember, if I didn't sell it to you, odds are, it is not a Happy Mask.<small><small>TM</small></small>

~Happy Evan on Alfie's Depressing iTouch

P.S. If I can't beat a new car deal in Texas, I'm just gonna give it to you!

 

[Thunder]

Cool i'm cool

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

So we should set you on fire.

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

.:urpleLife::. is confused on why this is on off topic.

 

[Jas0n]

Can I has mask?

 

[Miranda]

Topic Moved: Brewster's Cafe.

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Can I has mask?

Just for you, little Deku Nut.

Wear it with pride in your avi or sig!

 

[Thunder]

So we should set you on fire.

That would be cool.

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

So we should set you on fire.

That would be cool.

Damn you! You changed your name!

 

[Thunder]

So we should set you on fire.

That would be cool.

Damn you! You changed your name!

I requested it awhile ago, it's 'bout time Jeremy did it >:C

 

[Rawburt]

What, I'm cool.

 

[Numner]

I feel like an ass now.

Cuz I want you to kiss me.

 

[Rockman!]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

 

[AndyB]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

 

[TigerCrossing]

Im crying inside, really.

 

[Rockman!]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

Nice spelling, genius.

I don't care about how popular I am.

 

[Gnome]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

Nice spelling, genius.

I don't care about how popular I am.

Yet you're an attention whore?

WAAAAT.

 

[Rockman!]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

Nice spelling, genius.

I don't care about how popular I am.

Yet you're an attention whore?

WAAAAT.

When have I been whoring for attention?
Stop calling me that, its getting old.

 

[Gnome]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

Nice spelling, genius.

I don't care about how popular I am.

Yet you're an attention whore?

WAAAAT.

When have I been whoring for attention?
Stop calling me that, its getting old.

So pretending to be a fictional video game character in a thread randomly isn't asking for attention? I must need to read up.

 

[AndyB]

Yeah, you're so *censored.3.0*ing cool.

And with a responce like that, you can see why you aren't on the list.

Nice spelling, genius.

I don't care about how popular I am.

Yet you're an attention whore?

WAAAAT.

When have I been whoring for attention?
Stop calling me that, its getting old.

Well, even so... no need to swap that with being a assclown now is there?