I hope you actually called emergency services or something and aren’t just pulling our strings. I see you’re on but might be because you left your computer on (I honestly hope) while you are being checked out by a professional.
And if this is just a joke, it’s not really funny..
If youre faking this is ridiculous. Which I kinda think you are. What kinda normal person is in a genuine emergency and posts to a forum ? Lol dude call an ambulance. Thats what anyone not faking it would do