Mkemacgregor
Senior Member

Ah, so Hans the smug gorilla is in boxes. He will suffer a fate worse than death by entering the void if someone doesn't save him. As much as I want him gone, I can't help but feel responsible for him finding a good home. He just didn't work out in my town, but that doesn't mean he can't find happiness somewhere else, right?
I know he's not popular and this is a long shot, but I'm hoping someone out there would be happy to have him.
By the way, did I mention he's free? No strings attached. Just take good care of him.
Okay, I better go now, these onions are making my eyes water. *sniff* *sniff*