hahaha holy *censored.3.0*

[//RUN.exe]

ea's conference is bombing big

DO YOU WANT TO BE A DOUCHEBAG ON THE INTERNET

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH VIRTUAL WRESTLING??

WELL NOW YOU CAN

 

[beehdaubs]

EA ACTIVE SPORTS 2


YOU THOUGHT MICROSOFT'S PRESENTATION WAS OVER? YOU THOUGHT WRONG

 

[//RUN.exe]

EA ACTIVE SPORTS 2


YOU THOUGHT MICROSOFT'S PRESENTATION WAS OVER? YOU THOUGHT WRONG

DO YOU WANT TO SPEND 250+ DOLLARS ON NOT BEING A FAT *censored.3.0*

DO YOU HATE ALL OF THOSE WIRES ON YOUR BARBELLS AND WEIGHTS

WELL EA IS HERE WITH THE SOLUTION

BUY OUR *censored.2.0*

BE NOT FAT

BE COOL

ALSO RECAP:

AWKWARD WOMAN AWKWARDLY TALKS ABOUT AN AWKWARD SYSTEM AWKWARDLY NAMED EA GUN CLUB

 

[Ciaran]

The first few games were alright.
But so far this E3 is disappointing...

Role on tomorrow, I guess.

 

[David]

eff you Nintendo, you started this *censored.2.0*, if i want to work out, I'll do weights, not jump around in front of my TV.

 

[beehdaubs]

WHERE IS BATTLEFIELD 3, EA? YOU SAID THERE'D BE BATTLEFIELD 3

 

[//RUN.exe]

FUN EFFECTIVE WORKOUTS THAT DELIVER REAL RESULTS

SORT OF LIKE THE CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE OF DOING THE REAL DEAL

 

[beehdaubs]

MORE MADDEN. AWESOME

 

[Trent the Paladin]

The first few games were alright.
But so far this E3 is disappointing...

Role on tomorrow, I guess.

Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit and Dead Space 2 alright?

Are we watching the same E3?

AND MY GOD AT THE STUPID EA SPORTS/ACTIVE CRAP. No one cares besides casuals. >.>

WHERE THE *censored.3.0* IS MIRROR'S EDGE 2 DAMMIT.

 

[//RUN.exe]

WAS MADDEN TOO HARD FOR YOUR TINY ASS BRAIN

WELL NO MORE

NOW IT'S SO SIMPLE FOOTBALL PLAYERS CAN DO IT

 

[David]

Sexy title design on the madden trailer they showed a min ago. Nice.

 

[//RUN.exe]

WHERE'S MIRROR'S EDGE 2, EA

WHERE'S BATTLEFIELD 3, EA

WHERE ARE THE GAMES

YOU PROMISED ME GAMES AT E3, EA

WHERE ARE THEY

 

[//RUN.exe]

EA = EXISTENTIALISM

OH NO WAIT IT'S JUST SIMS

 

[David]

Holy *censored.2.0* dude, calm down.

 

[beehdaubs]

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE SIM CITY 5

BUT NO. IT'S JUST DERP 3

 

[//RUN.exe]

SIMS HAVE A WILL OF THEIR OWN

NOW LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T BECOME SELF AWARE

 

[David]

Ugh, hate Sims, video games aren't supposed to be real life simulations.

 

[AndyB]

Ugh, hate Sims, video games aren't supposed to be real life simulations.

Der, Halo are war sims getting you when the aliens come and we have to fight for our lives.

 

[//RUN.exe]

...ONE OF THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY FPS GAMES...

oh hey it must be doom or unreal or something

...CRYSIS 2...

:I

:IIIII

 

[beehdaubs]

...ONE OF THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY FPS GAMES...

oh hey it must be doom or unreal or something

...CRYSIS 2...

:I

:IIIII

He even said Valve's name when naming off developers. *censored.3.0* I GOT SO EXCITED