Ably.Saucey
Count your Many Blessings
So last night, I'm finishing some details in my house and I step outside to go to retail and I immediately hear a noise.
A Scorpion! He's right behind one of my violets to the left. He runs behind my house (where I can't see him) and hides in my flowers. I thought I was going to get stung again!
Nope, I win this time, freak.

I saw a tarantula also later on but after witnessing the fate of his icky buddy, he jumped into the river. :[
Don't think you're not next, you creep. c:
A Scorpion! He's right behind one of my violets to the left. He runs behind my house (where I can't see him) and hides in my flowers. I thought I was going to get stung again!
Nope, I win this time, freak.

I saw a tarantula also later on but after witnessing the fate of his icky buddy, he jumped into the river. :[
Don't think you're not next, you creep. c: