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Funny stories?

One time in band
A true story told by (insert real name here. :P )



One time in band, I said I was gonna throw up on this guy's homework, and I accidentily threw up on the floor.

The teacher never found out! XD
 
Well, that reminds me, so we were in like, Year 3 of primary school, and after our teacher called my name out of the register, I said "Miss, I feel really sick." And she couldn't care less, the cow that she is/was, so I sighed and just waited. And, the inevitable happened, I threw up chunks all over my friends, the floor and the classroom. Serves the *CEN-4.0-SORD* right. xD Her classroom stunk for the week. xD
 
Okay...

While I was in Florida, I went to visit my best friend. So, I stayed at his house overnight, then we went to church and, afterwards, played some games, when their smart allec, pain in the butt, know-it-all, high-voiced, neighbor came over. His parents think the kid's a genius. So, he starts talking about how he's from Britain or England and how he was awesome. He said to me, just cause, "Wow, Al, you must like to suck!" Then, I came back, quick as a whip, "Then, you must like to blow!" Everyone around laughed and he stopped talking for a while. Then, while we were playing SSBB, he said "Why don't you guys get a life?" I said, "Why don't you get a higher voice?" I got so many more comebacks off of him, but then I had to leave...
 
Bacon Boy said:
Okay...

While I was in Florida, I went to visit my best friend. So, I stayed at his house overnight, then we went to church and, afterwards, played some games, when their smart allec, pain in the butt, know-it-all, high-voiced, neighbor came over. His parents think the kid's a genius. So, he starts talking about how he's from Britain or England and how he was awesome. He said to me, just cause, "Wow, Al, you must like to suck!" Then, I came back, quick as a whip, "Then, you must like to blow!" Everyone around laughed and he stopped talking for a while. Then, while we were playing SSBB, he said "Why don't you guys get a life?" I said, "Why don't you get a higher voice?" I got so many more comebacks off of him, but then I had to leave...
I'm from England...


<small>And I'm awesome...</small>


But anyway, thanks for the lols. :P
 
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