funny qoutes from faimily guy

[link2398]

I'll probably post one once a week. heres the first one:

Peter has been captured by a bunch of apes, he starts to tell a joke
"how many stinking smelly apes does it take to change a lightbulb, 3, one to change the lightbulb, and two to throw poo at each other." *sound of guns loading*

*edit* uhhhh, yeah, I kinda typed the headline too fast.

 

[SL92]

:lol:
:rofl: Hahahaha, yeah, I seen that one.

 

[jbuck]

*ahem my avatar*

oh geez sorry Brian I forgot to roll your window down

 

[Kyle]

Here's one, but im going to censor all of it exsept the beginning and end.

"Am I supposed to draw the p***s?"
"Am I supposed to sculpt the p***s?"
"Am I supposed to conduct with my p***s?"

:rofl: :lol: