I have had several shirt epidemics in my town, but none were as funny as the gang wars that occurred in my husband's town. At one point, he had two shirts taking over the town. He called them the Leopards, who wore the leopard shirt, and the Dreamsicles, who wore the orange shirt from the Able Sisters. They had imaginary turf wars and kept trying to win over new members. When Paula moved from my town to his, he found her stuck on the bridge one day, surrounded by the Leopards, and their leader, Vladimir. Vladimir kept pushing Paula around, but to her credit, she never joined either gang.