Fart Jokes

[Nic]

I come here to you today pleading for fart stories and fart jokes.

Nothing is funnier to me. Nothing at all.

Let them rip, Nic

 

[David]

and people think im inmature. :|

 

[Nic]

and people think im inmature. :|

ushouldbeatschool

 

[Vex L'Cour]

You trollin' or being Serious?

 

[David]

and people think im inmature. :|

ushouldbeatschool

so should you.

 

[Carlist Fern]

and people think im inmature. :|

"Inmature".

Haha... what?

 

[Nic]

For you guys, I'm not trolling. I really do want fart jokes because I'm very happy today.

 

[Elliot]

PULL MY FINGER
*FART*
AHAHAHHAHAHA
no.
;P.

 

[Nic]

PULL MY FINGER
*FART*
AHAHAHHAHAHA
no.
;P.

That's not funny!

 

[DevilGopher]

Whoops. I farted.

 

[AnimalCrossingGurrl]

This old lady went to a doctor's office and told him that she has bad gas,
but you can't smell it or hear it. So the doctor gives her two pills and tells her take them and come back tomorrow.
She came back and said that you can't hear the gas but now you can smell it. Then the doctor says, "Good now we can work on your hearing."

 

[So i hurd you like LAZERS]

Lowest form of comedy

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Grow-up.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Well, this is somewhat related.

Q: Why do scientist hypothesize that Uranus was hit millions of years ago by an asteroid?

A: Because there is a crack in it.