kittenrobotarmy
JOLLY COOPERATION
No he didn't (although I suspect he may have tried to chew off a part of it...).

I can get you a Ditto, but the IVs you'll have to do yourself. lol
Lol, if you say so. You don't get the EVs if you don't go out an fight anyway. It is actually much faster doing some super training then leveling up, instead of finding specific Pokemon with the EV stats that you're looking for.
Just sayin...
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.. Look. If you're still looking for an EV hold item (Power Anklet, Power Bracer) I could happily spare one for you... If you're interested of course?