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[Sloom]

So after I just spent all day yesterday working on a physics lab and doing homework and stuff, now I get to spend this evening working on my physics homework, reading notes, studying for my midterm tomorrow evening, studying for my physics quiz Friday morning, and hopefully finding some time between when I finish and when I inevitably crash to practice piano.

Please make this week end already .-.

The tribe chief says to the three men; Bob, Dave and Jim that if they wish to live beyond the day they must go back into the jungle and return with 10 pieces of the same fruit otherwise they'll be skinned and turned into canoes for the tribe.
So off they go. Bob returns first with 10 plums. The tribe chief says, "well done Bob, but that's not all I demand. Now, you must insert all 10 pieces of fruit up your ass without flinching/reacting, otherwise you die."
Bob tries to argue but proceeds to attempt the task handed down to him. He manages to insert 4 plums inside his anus, but cannot muster anymore and let's out an audible gasp and thus the tribe chief slits Bob's throat and tells one of the villagers to make a canoe with Bob's skin.
Dave is the second to return. As he arrives at the village he notices the canoe that was once his friend Bob, and asks the chief what happened. The chief replies, "Bob could not complete the task and so he was killed and made into something useful for the village. You will meet the same fate as him if you too cannot complete the task of inserting 10 pieces of fruit inside your ass hole without flinching or making any noise. So, what fruit did you manage to find?"
Dave then pulls out a bunch of grapes and with a smug smile on his face, begins to insert them one by one into his anus. Now the tribe chief is angry as **** because he wasn't expecting such a small fruit. Dave is up to his 9th grape and they're sliding up there now like a buttered finger. Just as Dave is about to insert his 10th grape and win his freedom, he bursts out laughing.
The tribe chief looks at Dave dumbfounded. "Why did you laugh?! You were surely free as those grapes were sliding in with ease."
Dave looks up with tears in his eyes from the laughter and says, "I'm sorry chief, but I just saw Him returning with 10 pineapples!"

 

[TeeTee]

Sure my dream address is in my signature. Lemme know yours and I'll visit right now.

 

[Sloom]

I work at a Starbucks where often we ask customers for their name. There's one customer who often comes in, but each time I ask for his name, he always spells it out; "L-I." Much to my chagrin, every time the barista makes his drink he would never try to call out his name. Eventually one day I'm the one making his drink, so I took the opportunity to call out his name. Should be fine, right? "I've got a grande latte ready for Lee!" I called out, and the unknown regular approached the bar. "That must be for me, but my name is actually pronounced like 'dye'. Thanks for trying though," he said as he took his latte and headed out. My heart sank. I had failed to get it right the first time. As it had turned out, the "Lee" was a "Lie".

"Dad, is 'hell' a bad word?"
And I told him, "Yes, that's a very bad word. You shouldn't even know about that word. Don't be saying that word, ok?"
My son agreed to not say it, but then asked, "But hello isn't a bad word, right?"
So I had to explain to him that "hell" and and "hello" were two different words with completely different meanings.
A few days later I got a call from his teacher saying I needed to have a conversation with my son concerning his language. She said my son won't stop saying "****to"
Edit: This is actually a true story that my co-worker told me about her friend's son!

 

[sock]

My dream address is 7200-2217-6467, I'll visit later and post on here with my feedback

 

[Sloom]

Khushwant Singh told a friend:
"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain. During the conversation, she asked, "what are you?" I replied, "I am Sikh." "I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon." To this I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion." The lady was very pleased and shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion." "

A little girl asked her Mom why she was named Savannah. “Well your father and I were on a trip to Savannah, Georgia when you were conceived so we named you Savannah” replied her mom. “What about me?” Her sister Sydney asked. “Well your father and I were on a trip to Sydney, Australia when you were conceived so we named you Sydney” replied the mom. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard” their brother shouted out. “Hey, you watch your mouth Wendy’s Bathroom” the mother shouted back.

 

[Jonesey]

I can check yours out once I get home from work in a little bit! Mine is in my signature. Should get home in about an hour. Also the update is from 2 days ago so Nibbles hasn't move in yet.

 

[Sloom]

A guy was walking down the street and he ran into an old friend of his, "Hey Jim! It's great to see you." he said.
"Don't call me Jim, call me Mr. Lucky." he answered.
"What are you talking about?" The guy asked.
"Well, I was out for a drive in my new car and I see an 18 wheeler come skidding to a halt in front of me, I hit my brakes and the pedal went right to the floor. Nothing. So I go to pull around him and there's another semi headed in the oncoming lane. I glance in the rear view and see a third semi coming from behind. I figure, this is it. Say goodbye.
"The next thing I know is I'm flying through the air and I land on some soft bushes completely unharmed. Not a scratch. My car was mashed as flat as a pancake. Somehow the impact shot me out of the car. I sued the trucking comapnies, and the auto maker for faulty brakes and won $20 million.
So call me Mr. Lucky."
"Alright then, you ARE Mr. Lucky."
A month or two later the guy is walking down the street and bumps into his friend again.
"Mr. Lucky, how's life treating you?" He asks.
"Don't call me Mr. Lucky. Call me Mr. Lucky Lucky."
"What do you mean?"
"I decided to take a vacation with my new wealth. The first vacation of my life, I thought I'd go on one of those Caribbean cruises, you know palm trees and that. Wouldn't you know it, the ship is attacked by pirates and the captain decides he's gonna be a hero and starts a fight with the pirates. The ship is sunk, everyone drowns but me. I miraculously wash ashore on the beach, I find my luggage on the beach not 20 yards away and the coast guard resuces me within the hour. I sue the cruise line for $100 million, so call me Mr. Lucky Lucky."
"Hell, there's no doubting you are Mr. Lucky Lucky."
Almost a year later he runs into his friend again, this time, the friend has a limp.
"Hey, Mr. Lucky Lucky, you're limping. What happened?"
"Don't call me Mr. Lucky Lucky."
"No?"
"Call me Mr. Lucky Lucky Lucky."
"Go on."
"Well, remember that beach I washed up on? Well, there was this gorgeous woman who lived in the house overlooking the beach. She was the one who called the coast guard to rescue me. After I got settled after the wreck I flew down there to thank her and she invited me in for a drink and before I knew it we were in bed having mad, passionate sex. All of a sudden her husband bursts in the door and shoots me right in the ass."
"How is getting shot in the ass lucky?"
"Are you kidding? If he'd come in five minutes earlier it would have been the back of my head."

 

[TeeTee]

xD Nyan cats are the first thing I notice as I enter your dream. It's cute.

Pathing: The path is alright but I wish you could of connected it to some of your villagers' houses.

Villagers: Your villagers are cute. I love Drago, Punchy, Kiki, and Julian!

House: Grace's house is nice but I get the sense you are still working on the side rooms. I think the right side room might become a bathroom, the left side room might become a kitchen and the top floor is your bedroom. And I get a feeling all the mule houses are still a work in process. So keep up the good work, you can do it!

Greens: I see you are a flower fan. I am the same. A tip: if you are in the process of breeding hybrids. You can use your beach to breed them.

Anyways you did a good job and keep up the good work. I would like to come back and visit again!

 

[Sloom]

"Alright, I'll give you a chance to get out of this ticket, if you answer this question correctly," the cops says.
"Fair enough."
"What has 4 wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel?"
"A car!" He answers.
"Yeah but which one? Honda? Subaru? Jeep?"
"Ok ok, that was unfair, give me another chance."
"Fine," he says, "what has 2 wheels, an engine, and handlebars?"
"A motorcycle!" He answers
"Yeah but which one? Yamaha? Kawasaki? Suzuki?"
"Ok ok, how about this, I ask you a question, if you get it right, I'll take the ticket, if not, I get to leave."
"Fair enough," the cop answers.
"Ok, what has a mini skirt, 2 legs, stands on the side of the road, and says "hey babe" when you walk by?"
"Well that's easy - a whore," the cop answers.
"Yeah but which one? Your mom? Your sister? Your daughter?"

 

[TeeTee]

I finished dreaming of your town,, Teetee! And oh boy, it didn't need any improvement at all, it's like an ultra-dream town that just about anyone would love <3

^///^ You are too kind, thank you very much.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Haha, the thing is, I never work on my mule houses, because I just think

"... ._."

I am, but I actually just TTed more than 150 years...

I hate Drago ._., I can notify you if he moves out and you can have him for free <3, I gtg dinner, so I'll do more dreaming soon!

xD lawl if you TTed for more than 150 years. You can imagine I TTed more than 1500 years to get my town to look that way.

Aww thank you for considering to give me Drago the Dragon but I can't take him because my deer villagers are probably staying for a long time.

 

[Sloom]

I'd been passing a bit of blood so I went in for a quick chat and an exam, and he mumbled something about how it wasn't cancer and wrote me out a prescription for some fancy doo-dads called "suppositories". The girl at the pharmacy counter blushed a bit as she handed them over - pretty little thing, needs to grow up a bit though.
Anyway I tried the damn things. They tasted ****ing awful and, to be honest, for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse.
I'd been passing a bit of blood so I went in for a quick chat and an exam, and he mumbled something about how it wasn't cancer and wrote me out a prescription for some fancy doo-dads called "suppositories". The girl at the pharmacy counter blushed a bit as she handed them over - pretty little thing, needs to grow up a bit though.
Anyway I tried the damn things. They tasted ****ing awful and, to be honest, for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse.

 

[Grunge]

im getting ready for a landscaping reboot but here goes!

4500-3377-8807

 

[JellyBeans]

Mine's nothing special but I'd love a few visitors to help me boost my imagination! DC is in sig.
Oh and Jess' house will be a hotel but It's very, very much a WIP. Updating it now

 

[JellyBeans]

Ok, so I'm in your town now. Here's what I think.

The first thing you notice is the Nyan cats. I love it!

Paths -But, as a path? Not a huge fan of it. It hurts your eyes after a while ;3 And it would be nice if it connected everywhere, but I understand it takes time laying a path!
Houses - I really liked Grace's house, and I can tell the side rooms are a WIP, but they look OK so far. Maybe, in the mule's houses, put something as simple as a bed and table and chair or something, and maybe not so cluttered? I dunno :3
Greenery - I can tell you like flowers! But maybe have them slightly more organised, and breed the flowers on the beach to save space and clutter?

I quite liked your town overall, though!

 

[Sloom]

Frustrated, he reaches for the insurance and registration as the cop slowly approaches the vehicle. The man then starts to reach for his wallet when he realizes he doesn’t have his seat belt on. With a quick look in the rear view mirror he quickly puts his seatbelt on as he gets out his wallet just in time to hear the cop say, “License, registration and insurance please.” The man hands these to the cop and waits. After checking everything out the cop returns and says, “The reason I stopped you was because you were speeding however I’m also going to fine you for not wearing your seatbelt as well.”
Ok I probably was speeding the man replied but as you can see I have my seatbelt on so I shouldn’t be fined for that. This dispute went back and forth when finally the cop stops him and says to the woman sitting silently in the passenger seat, “Ma’am you look like an honest person so tell me did he have his seatbelt on or not?” To which she replied, “Sorry officer but I don’t argue with him when he’s been drinking and I suggest that you don’t either.”

 

[the_bria]

4300-2158-8074

i haven't had anyone dream of my town yet so it'll be nice to get some visiters. i don't bother with villager's houses so excuse the horrible state some of them are in. lol

 

[Jonesey]

sorry got home later than expected checking your dream out now

- - - Post Merge - - -

I like your town you have a lot of really cool villagers! I would organize the flowers a little better but I cant say much because mine aren't much better

 

[sock]

Your town is lovely! It's really sweet, I like the bamboo, but don't let it overtake your town, like it did to me, lol. I think your paths could be bordered by flowers? Or maybe flowers on the beach or something? I can see where you want to go with your town, and you can get there with not too much work! I left positive feedback without hesitation, I would visit again, enjoyed my stay :3

 

[Stitched]

My DC is in my signature, updated this morning. I've made a couple changes here and there, added a couple streetlights and I'm waiting to unlock the flower clock later so I can build it.
I know of the open areas in my town by the cafe and pretty much the middle of the map. I really need some guidance on what to do there because no houses ever seem to set up in those areas x____x
And until today I've been too broke to expand my house, so sorry!

Or if you'd like to tell me what areas you like that'd be cool. c: I'll check out some later, maybe, after I get a lazy camper in the campsite.

 

[kiwi34fruit]

I'll visit your town after I finish my errands today. Feel free to visit mine in my signature.