Dead Body Help

[Placebo]

Hi.

I've recently killed a random hobo, a male.

I have no idea how to take care of the body, what I need, what I can't do without, etc.

I will of course look up information and guides on the internet, but I was just wondering if anyone here has or has had to get rid of a body, preferably in environments like a dark underpass, as that's where I am.

I would love some information from a fellow murderer.
Thanks!

 

[coffeebean!]

Of all people on this forum, I'm the correct person to ask.

What exactly is it that you want to do with the body? Dispose of it? Keep it?

 

[Placebo]

Of all people on this forum, I'm the correct person to ask.

What exactly is it that you want to do with the body? Dispose of it? Keep it?

Wow, that was awsomely fast! Thanks man!

Yeah, I read in the Hobo Disposal Quarterly that they dead bodies can take up to 50 years to decay, maybe more.


My dad killed one when he was young, but it got nabbed the a fox

They are awsome, but yeah, I want to get rid of it.

Thanks again.

 

[Marcus]

I suggest chopping it into tiny pieces with a giant kitchen knife, burning them in a fire and dropping the remains into a river, ocean, lake etc.

It works well, I've used this method 5-6 times in the past and there were some great results! :gyroiddance:

 

[coffeebean!]

Of all people on this forum, I'm the correct person to ask.

What exactly is it that you want to do with the body? Dispose of it? Keep it?

Wow, that was awsomely fast! Thanks man!

Yeah, I read in the Hobo Disposal Quarterly that they dead bodies can take up to 50 years to decay, maybe more.


My dad killed one when he was young, but it got nabbed the a fox

They are awsome, but yeah, I want to get rid of it.

Thanks again.

Would you rather get rid of it in a creative way which leaves absolutely no evidence whatsoever (if you do it correctly, of course) or would you just rather dispose of it as fast and easy as possible?

If you don't feel like having to go through the long process (as in the creative method) you can just give it to me. I'll take care of it.