Bizarre Movies (Animated or Not)

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I'd say a bizarre animated feature would be The Elm-Chanted Forest. That movie was WEIRD.

A Southern bear, a French fox, an Italian salamander, a tongue-clicking beaver, a whispering fire thing, a blbblblbing water thing, a bunch of mushrooms that want to turn every person they come across into other mushrooms (and presumably lay on the propaganda extra thick so the victims will actually like it), an angry monarch cactus who hates BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!?!??!??!??!?!??!!!?, a traitorous assistant to said cactus king, a plot to make said cactus king grow flowers so he can like everything, ESPECIALLY beavers, and the titular magic tree that makes people understand animals (but only for a limited time) are the many things this movie shows.
 
Conspirators of Pleasure.

it's an old Czech surrealist film.. not gonna spoil it but don't eat before or during it.
 
I thought Donnie Darko was extremely weird. Most of the time I was not following the story because it was super unclear. All the time traveling butterfly effect things. In the end it cleared up though but it was weird. A rabbitman turns out to be the guy he shot and whatever not
 
This movie on Disney channel about a guy who plays basketball but is also a leprechaun
 
GEO TOKYO FISH ATTACK - I can't even put it into words. An alien invests the human race, shoves pipes up their butts and uses a fish odur smell as an energy source, turning all humans into walking crab like machines. Just, seriously go watch it lol it's like WUT
 
fear and loathing in las vegas. this is a favorite.
a scanner darkly. this movie was filmed using rotoscoping which was really bizarre and i loved it.
SLC punk. love this movie so much.
 
The Machine Girl. It's a bad Japanese movie about a high school girl who gets her arm chopped off and she replaced it with a machine gun and goes to kill people out of revenge. Yes, I've seen it. It's ridiculous.

Nuigurimar Z (Gothic Lolita Battle Bear). It's a bad Japanese movie that involves a woman who is dressed in lolita clothes getting the power to transform from a teddy bear. She transforms into a completely different person (literally - different actress) with a superhero-style bear outfit and she fights zombies. There also is a scene where these women are shooting laser beams out of their boobs. Again, yes I've watched, because the woman in the lolita clothes (Shoko Nakagawa) is one of my favorite singers.

Actually, most Japanese movies I've seen have been really frickin' weird...
 
Freddie as Fro-7, or as it tries to pass itself off as in the first several minutes, Freddie the Frog.

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Made by the British during the Disney Renaissance, it had such strange plot devices as the Loch Ness Monster saving a prince from his evil witch aunt in medieval France. Then he suddenly grows six feet and becomes a frog secret agent in twentieth-century Britain. It also features BRIAN BLESSED as El Supremo, a morbidly obese Large Ham with a rockin' villain beard. He's playing himself.
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I used to have nothing to do on late nights, and didn't own a computer I could use in my room, so the only thing I had to keep me entertained at night was HBO

and boy, let me tell you, does HBO play some really weird stuff late at night.

Two things come to mind in particular though, One eyed Monster and Zombie Strippers.


One Eye Monster was, for a lack of a better description, a movie about aliens turning Ron Jeremy's penis into a weapon of destruction. It literally went around, by itself, and punched holes into people. Best scene in the entire movie by far was when someone went into a tool shed to get an axe, and as they shine their light around, the camera pans on the tools hanging on the wall in the background and hung up with all of the tools is, you guessed it, a penis.

The movie ends when an old pornstar demonstrates her kegels and causes the monster to explode from uh, lack of release, so to speak.



As for the other one, I don't really remember much about Zombie Strippers. I remember it had the guy who played Freddy Kreuger in it though, but aside from that it was kind of what you would expect.


Edit: Holy hell I just watched the trailer. I won't link it but please watch it this is funnier than I remember.
 
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My friend showed me this Chinese film called "The God of Cookery." It's on Netflix so I highly recommend it. It's slapstick-y and over the top, just how I like my comedies. :p
 
Planet Terror.
Zombie's happen and a stripper replaces her leg with a machine gun, gaining the ability to rocket jump. A kid shoots himself in the face and his mum carries his corpse around for a bit. Quentin Tarantino gets all moldy and his balls fall off.

Brain Dead/Dead Alive.
I'm not even sure how I could describe this properly without making it sound 100% less strange than it is. It left me both confused and entertained though.



'Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy'.
It's a really ****ty low budget movie that just randomly came on TV one night years ago that I've never seen since. I'm...Not even sure what to say about it. There's machine gun wielding Nazi girls, a baby born with an Elvis tattoo (yes, tattoo, not birthmark), people getting impaled on gnomes, robot ninja assassin nurses with laser eyes, a Rambo/Hot Shots style kill counter montage, comic books were in there somewhere, I think demons make an appearance at one point. I think the plot was supposed to be nurses killing men, but I think that plot went out of the window like 10 minutes into it.
What makes it more bizarre is I later found out this was supposed to be a lesbian porno, yet I can't for the life of me remember seeing any porn in this.

Basically, when there's a character in something that's trying to describe a really weird nonsensical movie that sounds super fake because nothing like that would ever exist, this is the movie they are describing.
 
Contessa said:
This movie on Disney channel about a guy who plays basketball but is also a leprechaun
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LUCK OF THE IRISH! c: Ahhh that brings me back lol.

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taesaek said:
fear and loathing in las vegas. this is a favorite.
a scanner darkly. this movie was filmed using rotoscoping which was really bizarre and i loved it.
SLC punk. love this movie so much.
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OMG I totally forgot about SLC Punk!!! I used to love that movie c:
 
YES! None of my favs got mentioned. Ahem:

-"The Holy Mountain" I'm not sure what this movie is about but it's a doozy. It's from the psychedelic era and is like lots of things a christ allegory. Sorta. It's sci-fi and fantasy and kind dali-esque. Gets kinda violent and sexy pretty fast. rated R

-"Holy Motors" I will not ruin this movie by describing it but the acting is superb and heartbreaking at times. VERY jarring. About the masks we all wear and how little we understand about life. Sure. We'll go with that. Rated R

-"Nekojiru-sou (Cat Soup)" A delightful anime about two cats going on a seriously weird journey. Not saying more than that. Once again rated R.

-"Enter the Void" Based on the tibetan book of the dead, this movie is shot in first person and follows a man's drug fueled adventures through tokyo. Kind of like Requiem for a Dream meets Alice in Wonderland meets Blair Witch. Distressing, don't watch if you're epileptic. Rated R fo sho.

-"The Adventures of Mark Twain" Old school 80s claymation film about... uhm... I guess Mark Twain? Yeah mostly about Mark twain going off the claim his destiny on halley's comet with a bunch of his characters in a hot air balloon. Weeeeird stuff. Rated G!

K I'm done although I know waaaay too many more.
 
Nami! Experimental animation involving a naked woman and fish (to make a short story), Tokyo Police, anything by David Cronenberg or David Lynch
 
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