Although they may resemble the cuddly face huggers from the film Aliens they have never been known to copulate with your face, and this has never been accepted as a valid excuse if you are caught.
A Horseshoe crab may become enraged if someone pulls his tail or scuffs his mint condition pokemon cards. If this happens the crab may attack, using a pocket knife sellotaped to the end of a Bren gun.
The only way to keep a horseshoe crab away is to eat alot of bacon. Then it won't biteyour FRIGGIN HEAD OFF!!
A Horseshoe crab may become enraged if someone pulls his tail or scuffs his mint condition pokemon cards. If this happens the crab may attack, using a pocket knife sellotaped to the end of a Bren gun.
The only way to keep a horseshoe crab away is to eat alot of bacon. Then it won't biteyour FRIGGIN HEAD OFF!!
