anti jokes

[Nebulaquatic]

Guy1: oh dude I just banged this hot chick over at the train tracks
Guy2: oh man dude that is sweet btw did she give you a BJ?
Guy1:...no I couldn't find her head

 

[tumut]

okay I know I'll spoil it just in case

Spoiler: NSFW, awful joke, I do not condone this stuff in anway

what's the difference between a baby and

Oh my God that' s awful, but I can't say I didn't laugh.

 

[Nebulaquatic]

Oh my God that' s awful, but I can't say I didn't laugh.

lol I told you


(also quickly edit your post lol)

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

To the Anti-Joke Database!!

*rummages for one*

A-HA!! Found one!

Several people are in a plane. It lands safely.