anti jokes

[Ashtot]

have you guys heard of anti jokes

they are basically jokes that sound normal until the punchline and normally make u feel bad for laughing afterward

here is a good one


A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single."
She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."

ha

 

[Princess]

how r u real

 

[MissiNy]

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

[Ashtot]

how r u real

i love u to

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

that is not anti joke but i laughed

 

[Midoriya]

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

XD. That's good.

 

[Flop]

What's the difference between a sack of baby limbs and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferarri in my garage.

 

[Midoriya]

What's the difference between a sack of baby limbs and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferarri in my garage.

Just read it once and laughed.

Read it twice and Oh.... *backs away slowly*...

 

[groovymayor]

Why was little Tommy crying?

There was a frog stapled to his face.

 

[MissiNy]

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman?

Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

 

[Alienfish]

what's the similarity between IKEA and WoW

once you're in you cant get ou-.. wait IKEA has doors.

probs not anti joke the way you meant it but i find it fitting lmango.

 

[pillow bunny]

why did teh chicken emoji cross le road?? ���������� because he was DEAD!!!!'1capitalismisbad

like reblog share in 3 minute or 3 chicken will die

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poopie died... of a TERMINAL DISEASE

 

[Nay]

why did the ashtot make this thread? cos he's insecure...

I KID Im sorry I'll leave you alone

 

[Kaiaa]

I've got a good one:

This thread.

 

[Nebulaquatic]

I've got a good one:

This thread.

ZING!

Where did Sally go after the explosion?
EVERYWHERE

 

[Ashtot]

I've got a good one:

This thread.

i knew it

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why did the ashtot make this thread? cos he's insecure...

I KID Im sorry I'll leave you alone

im only insecure in the size of my schlong

 

[Cory]

What's worse than losing your car keys?
The holocaust

 

[Nebulaquatic]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
it wasn't,because numbers are not sentient and incapable of having fears or any types of emotions what so ever

 

[tumut]

What's the difference between a trunk full of babies and a trunk full of bowling balls?


You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[Nebulaquatic]

I really want to say this one anti-joke but I would so get banned lol

 

[tumut]

I really want to say this one anti-joke but I would so get banned lol

Do it and edit it out before anyone sees.

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Ur stealthy I bleve uvu