Animal Crossing Jokes

[matt]

So post your animal crossing jokes here! Especially ones about Nook

 

[Thunder]

"Let's Go To The City"

 

[superheroantics]

"Let's Go To The City"

 

[matt]

So I met this girl on the island and she says she wants to be my friend. That's the funniest joke I've heard so far!

 

[superheroantics]

One time I tried to make Twiggy fall into a pitfall. She walked over it, and to my surprise she didn't fall. Then she walked over and whispered in my ear: "ground type moves don't affect flying types nerd"

 

[Leanne]

Is Animal Crossing a good game?
Because I heard it's full of bugs.

*bah dum tsh*

^^;;

 

[Midoriya]

Is Animal Crossing a good game?
Because I heard it's full of bugs.

*bah dum tsh*

^^;;

LOL



I liked the idea of putting your clothes in a refrigerator on AC:NL, so I put some irl in my refrigerator.
I hope there's a heat wave coming up, because those clothes got frozennnn.

I thought bells and dollars were the same once. I picked a pear irl and tried to sell it for 100 dollars. Apparently the clerk told me I was crazy and laughed.

I liked making pitfalls that villagers would fall in on my game. I decided to try it irl and got put in jail.

I decided it was time my real self visited my town. I hopped in a train, paid the conductor, and told them to go to Port. A couple minutes later I got kicked out the train.

I decided to pick up the furniture in my room. Instead of turning into a manageable, mini-sized leaf the furniture fell on me.

 

[keybug55]

I found a leaf outside so I put it in my house, it turned into a man eating piano.

I wish I can back flip to change my shirt...

I was watching a really sad show. I wanted to cry but then I realize I have NO EMOTIONS.

 

[Aquadirt]

I liked making pitfalls that villagers would fall in on my game. I decided to try it irl and got put in jail.

I'm afraid you ain't got nothing on Jessie and James.

 

[Hamusuta]

I'd post something here but I have nothing to say. - okay face -

 

[Lurrdoc]

why does gulliver keep falling off his ship?
because he's so drunk he can't SEA.

i'm sorry.

 

[Midoriya]

why does gulliver keep falling off his ship?
because he's so drunk he can't SEA.

i'm sorry.

LOL, XD (I laugh at cheesy jokes, sue me)

 

[matt]

why does gulliver keep falling off his ship?
because he's so drunk he can't SEA.

i'm sorry.

I don't... OH YES I GET IT NOW!! HAHA

 

[nikkidii]

 

[Midoriya]

LOL, ROTFL

 

[ekdante]

why does gulliver keep falling off his ship?
because he's so drunk he can't SEA.

i'm sorry.

I sound like a ****** now trying to contain myself from laughing XDDDD