Advertise a Stupid Commercial!!

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Simple, Just advertise a stupid item, its more fun if you make it up. Make it stupid.



NARRATOR:"Buy the incredible sponge! You can ride on it like a bicycle! It's awesome!!"
ACTOR "Hey! It actually works * pretends to ride on it, and fails* oof!"
NARRATOR: "Uh... *runs*
ACTOR: "Hey! Ow... my back.... *lights turn off* hey! Um... a little help...?"

BICYCLE SPONGE! WE PROMISE YOU'LL BREAK YOUR BACK FROM IT!

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

NARRATOR: HEY WANT TO BUY THIS THREAD??

ACTOR: YESSS

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Person 1: Buy this broken table, only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Person 2: Spits coffee in guy's face

 

[Disband]

Person 1: Hey! Could you buy this used car for 15k?

Person 2: Sure! Best deal ever!