AAAH! Awkward Sexual Innuedos in Class!

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So today we were discussing the Animal kingdom.

And so she was asking about some division I don't recall.

So we started searching google

She typed in platypuses

I said, "Isn't it platypi? Platy-

Pusses..."


I accidentally stopped between the platy and pusses xD

And I said pusses slowly so it was hilarious.

Everyone started laughing.

What's your most hilarious/awkward teacher -> student interaction?
 
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
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IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
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IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
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NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
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One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div>
 
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
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JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
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IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
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IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
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NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
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One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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Miku said:
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
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IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
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One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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LOL
 
Marlon88 said:
Miku said:
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
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JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
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One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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LOL
And you called Numner the 9 year old?

Tsk tsk
 
And me and my friends were playing the game where you say the word *censored.8.1* and it slowly gets louder.

Let's just say my teacher won.
 
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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Marlon88 said:
Miku said:
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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LOL
.... o_o?
 
Gnome said:
And me and my friends were playing the game where you say the word *censored.8.1* and it slowly gets louder.

Let's just say my teacher won.
Ahahaha, my friends and I used to do that, we called it the *censored.8.1* game. Good times....
 
Gnome said:
And me and my friends were playing the game where you say the word *censored.8.1* and it slowly gets louder.

Let's just say my teacher won.
I hate that game. Even though I always win. I say it slurred and just loud enough for the teacher to hear it. Or I scream it while squealing, and when everyone looks at you and you say, "What? I didn't do anything."
 
Nevermore said:
Marlon88 said:
Miku said:
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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LOL
And you called Numner the 9 year old?

Tsk tsk
LMAO!
I have to tell that one.
 
cornymikey said:
Nevermore said:
Marlon88 said:
Miku said:
Nevermore said:
Doesn't happen very much at my school, but I did hear a very good story. XD

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
One fine day, chicken and cat were playing by the river. Cat tripped and fell in, so chicken laughed. The moral of the story is that when there is a wet *censored.8.3*, there is a happy rooster.</div></div></div></div></div>
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LOL
And you called Numner the 9 year old?

Tsk tsk
LMAO!
I have to tell that one.
Also do this one:

WARNING: HUMOR IS NOT FOR THE WEE-ONES!
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JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE NOT A WEE-ONE!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IF YOU ARE A WEE-ONE AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. GTFO
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
IT IS IN THE NEXT SPOILER, THE WEE-ONES SHOULDN'T SEE IT
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
NEXT ONE, I SWEAR TO GOD
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Wanna hear a clean joke? Last night, I took a bath with Bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is my neighbor</div></div></div></div>
 
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