Recent content by Yukari Yakumo

The story so far: In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

“A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?" The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?”

The Russian politician visited the American politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?" The American pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there? They gave me $55 million to build it. I built it for $50 million and funneled the rest to my bank account." The...

Deal A million dollars but all vegetables will have the flavor of when they are spoiled(they are not spoiled and are not unsafe to eat).

“We know that they are lying. They know that they are lying. They even know that we know they are lying. We also know that they know we know they are lying too. They of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the...

“Oh, I feel very angry a lot of the time, but I just put it away somewhere until I can do something useful with it.”

"Imagine your life is like Zelda Ocarina of Time. Your GPA is like the Spiritual Stones. You get them so you can open the Door of Time and become an adult. After that they become shiny mantle piece decorations for the rest of the game."

“This cat, on the other hand, was its own animal. All cats give that impression, of course, but instead of the mindless animal self-absorption that passes for secret wisdom in the creatures, Greebo radiated genuine intelligence. He also radiated a smell that would have knocked over a wall and...

“If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour?”

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you...

"He was incredibly simple, but in the same way that a sword is simple, or an ambush is simple. He was also possibly the most linear thinker in the history of the universe. The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated."

“Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god.”

"Remember that Chairman Xi is a child of the Cultural Revolution. And that means that if he can maintain power for the low, low price of the deaths of millions of his citizens, he is a-okay with that."

"You don't understand us Russians. You see, when an American sees someone on their street has a nicer house he says 'I will work hard and earn enough money to make my house the nicest on the street.' But when a Russian sees someone has a better house, he say 'I will sneak over in the night and...

"It's very simple: We'll use a Flea Flicker Maneuver, followed by a Running Gun Two-by-Two Approach. Tactical Ops will be- Aww who am I kidding?! Grif, Donut, just stand in the way of their bullets while me and Simmons 2.0 sneak around back to grab Lopez." "Cool! Sounds like a plan!" "No it...