Recent content by Swordlord

thanks a lot for adding me gamora, ttyl!

Thanks for adding me Crystal, I gtg, have a good time!

guys I can't keep up, this is too fast paced for me O_O

den it turnd out 1 of teh kidz ated teh evil orb. teh dark evil orb turnd teh kid into a evil elf. teh evil elf wuz also a shoe salezman.

as dey drew closer to teh church, dey noticed dey had done sumthin rong: dey had left teh kidz home n teh kidz be fiteing over hoo got teh most capain crunch thingehs in there bowl. dey ated lotsa capain crunch n grew old. teh kidz are old nao so there tryna get free health insurance, but dem...

The church is near the village of dugtrios and llamas. Tread lightly across these deadlands though, as the dangerous thieves are out there robbing unaware grooms of their suits. Always keep a doorknob and a tap handy for combat.

One does not simply leave the valley and come back....... (insert Lord of the Rings jpg)

Name: Luke Just tell us if you're gay or not, the whole world wants to know: sadly, I'm not gay. Age: 23 How overly attractive is your ideal self: I'm blond, tall, I have the gift of the silver tongue, I'm strong, oh and did I mention I'm filthy rich? What cliche named land are you from: Popstar...