The Human Centipede 2
I would not recommend even if you liked the first film. Like halfway through, there's just a bunch of groaning and squishing. **** if I didn't get a headache. Only reason I can think you'd want to watch it is so you can tell all your friends about this gross ass movie and...
The warmth she radiates from underneath the blankets.
The slow, deep breathing she does as she gives in to sleep.
The look on her beautiful face as she dreams about a world better than ours.
The taste of her feet, stained with green from running in the grass barefoot.
The sound of...
Dayum snakes are so cool. Do you let her snuggle under your shirt while you use the computer?
Here's Rambo sleeping beside me:
If you don't think "sexy" can be used to describe a cat, have Smokey here prove you wrong:
I also have a dog, but no pictures. He's kinda ugly anyway.
Was making cheese fondue when I spilled it ALL OVER MY BODY. Seriously hell on earth. This radioactive dairy waste is possibly more dangerous than the elephant's foot and this is not an exaggeration. The only reason I have not died (yet) is because I am cheese at this point and it tasted great...
Gustafa or whoever that hippie ****er's name was in Another Wonderful Life.
I swear I was waiting outside his stupid little tent at like 7am just to check his diary and give him milk. Dumb **** didn't even help out around the farm and he probably had a small pecker.
Worst choice 0/10 I would go...
Do you ever take it out for a walk? I heard that can be relaxing, but I can't imagine it with my smelly, dumb, annoying doggy. Good thing my parents never let me leave the house anyway ;)
I actually have very low self esteem, but I like saying I don't and that I'm awesome on the net, because I want to know why some weirdos take offense to this lelol.