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*the stick slams into my face and i explode into cardboard and those bad butterscotch candies and bootleg Smarties* *throws a bag of Smarties*

Meth, like the rest of us How do i complete my history research papers?

Take one bottle of vitamin D supplements per day. The whole bottle, eat it like a snake. How can I pay more attention in school?

Boy I sure do love standing here. Doing nothing. Uh, just standing. I hope no wacky situation comes my way. Yep, just a mans like me standing here. *throws a glass of spiders*

Yo is this Arizona? *gets lit up like a suburb during Christmas* Yep, this is Arizona *throws my animal crossing villager*

Funky fresh squid kid

Lads we took the L today

Ay Midorya my man put down the fabric of reality it isn’t funny anymore- Ayo brother that’s not funny take it out HEY MAN IM SERIOUS IM GONNA TELL MOM OH MY GOD THE VERY FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE CRUMBLING AND REASSMBLING THEMSELVES BEFORE US. GOD LOOKS UPON THE MORTAL PLAIN AND...

Alright time for an ez TroomTroom DIY coffin🤩 Using your hot glue gun, completely trash someone else’s funeral and force them all to leave. Then yeet the body outta the coffin, throw in the recently deceased, and profit. How do i find the cyber planet keys to summon Primus

-Still not established if they’re a real frog -Stop calling me cursed bro i would never do anything beyond true neutral -Please bro come on bro my mom reads my texts man come on bro

So ya know how starfish are essentially worse versions of squids? Not anymore, starfish can infinitely regenerate and outlast God himself. Patrick Star is now king of the ocean What’ll happen if i microwave a peanut

Boy I sure do love standing here just not being blue Ayo what’s- NOOOOOOOOOOO *throws a single toothpick*

I feel terrible

Woah My Hero Academia? This isn’t 2018 anymore

Not if i have anything to say about it, and i do