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Well, uh, today something so, uh, scary, uh, happened, um, it, uh, um, it really, um, rattled me, um, a lot.
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So, I was just out minding my own business when I hear a voice behind me ramble on saying stuff like "And that was a...mumbly jumbo...now take good care...